REALITYTVTRUTH

STRIPPERS, PORN STARS, AND ONE PRETEND GOOD GIRL FORM A SINGING GROUP

2011-05-04T16:46:00.000-07:00

Electric Barbarellas is an almost all girl group (I have my doubts on one in particular) which chronicles the struggle of five Kesha look-a-likes as they TRY to make it as a successful electronic pop group in Hollywood...Premieres tonight at 11pm on MTV.

Gynger, oh my...girl-please return Barbie's hair back to the rightful owner. Barbie is sad.

Check out the trailer:

The Electric Barbarellas - MTV Shows

WHERE THERE IS FOOD AND DRINKS....I BE

2011-04-20T14:18:00.000-07:00

The Big Bang Theory Wrap Party at My House-AKA The Garden of Eden (not to be mistaken for My Studio-which is where I went first-Damn Yelp)...

Chuck Lorre and the cast attended, but I just couldn't work up the groupie love energy I needed to get pics of them.

HIMYM WRAP PARTY

2011-04-05T17:41:00.000-07:00

Love all of one episode I've seen of the show....and really enjoyed the partay!

Home made ice cream.

Annenberg in Santa Monica...food and cocktails were yummy!

THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS...

2011-04-01T13:06:00.000-07:00

All is fair on April fools day! Next time Juleen may think twice about leaving her desk on April's Fools Day...muahhahahahah!

Post-it heaven.

Oldest trick in the book.

MOBBIN' DEEP WITH THE MOB WIVES

2011-03-31T13:26:00.000-07:00

Had the opportunity to meet Karen Gravano (cast member on the new show Mob Wives) at a dinner one night, daughter of Sammy "The Bull" Gravano, and she had some CRAZY stories to tell of her dad and childhood (I'm not giving specifics, I like all my limbs just the way they are.)

Check out the trailer:

This is crazy scary...ay papi.

Airs 4/17 at 8pm on VH1

BE BACK SOON! HAPPY NEW YEARS!

2009-12-28T12:48:00.000-08:00

"BASKETBALL WIVES" LANDS A SPOT ON VH1

2009-12-08T15:55:00.000-08:00

Curious minds wonder, VH1 delivers. VH1 will be airing "Basketball Wives" March 15th. The show will include the wives and girlfriends of players Shaquille O'Neal, Eric Williams, Antoine Walker, Jermaine O'Neal and Udonis Haslem. Shaq's wife Shaunie,"the conspiracy", will also receive executive producer credits.

These woman will reveal the hardships of their relationships and demonstrate how shopping can solve almost any problem.

The way I see it, there are going to be 4 different types of people who will tune in to view the hopeful train wreck:

1) Groupie Alert, they've "smashed" these so called "spoken for" men and now, it's time to let it all out- "girl, that bi**ch Shaunie ain't nothing-I saw Shaq last night and he gave me a quarter of the Kobe special-I should be on this reality show."

2) Up and coming gold diggers. Free seminars don't come around often.

3) The chronic ADD channel flipper who discovers a program that catches their attention...for 5 minutes.

4) And lastly, the reality whores-who me? The better the train wreck, the more worthy it is of my time.

Whomever you are, enjoy the show!

HOARDERS IS A MESS OF A DISEASE

2009-12-03T16:47:00.000-08:00

There is nothing like watching a show that reminds you how normal you are.

We all have the tendency to keep things rather than throw them away, just in case....we make up excuses, wait for trends to return, or just become lazy bums that don't feel like spending hours going through our precious junk. Hoarders are an extreme case of this.

Had a chance to check out A&E's reality show "Hoarders." Disposophobia is a mess of a disease. It's like how a homeless man is with his shopping cart, times a billion. Hoarders are individuals who fail to dispose of their...nasty shit, by that I mean their useless belongings, not exactly sure what they do with their doo doo. In episode one, Augustine didn't have a working toilet so maybe she held some sort of attachment to hers.

In the end, very brave individuals form a cleaning crew and help toss the shit and belongings away. Then, off to help the next Hoarder with his/her shit hole.

Airs Monday's at 10/9c on A&E.

IT'S THE WORLD AGAINST HEIDI AND SPENCER

2009-11-19T15:22:00.000-08:00

Most people say, if you don't have anything intelligent to say, don't say anything at all. So Spencer, pullleaase shut the f**k up already!

Heidi and Spencer appear on the Late Show with Conan O'Brien to promote their insightful book "How to be a Moron." In case you can't grab yourself a copy, the clips below are just the guide you need to make that next step to moron-ness.

Spencer wants to be the President. His reasoning...check it out for yourself!

Can't get enough, want more....Take a look at The Insider interview. This is more of a screaming match than an interview. Their bad publicity saga continues to grow their pockets fatter and fatter....

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A MUST READ...

2009-11-13T14:42:00.000-08:00

This book is a must read...BUT only if you are willing to sacrifice a few or so brain cells and be ready to transform into the biggest loser...and I'm not talking about winning that fat people reality show either.

Heidi and Spencer release a book titled "How to be Famous"-the ultimate guide to becoming the least liked person and the biggest douche in Hollywood. As a bonus, get this, included is a a step by step lesson from Heidi on how to make it in the music business and not even know how to sing. There's pictures too!

Now tell me that all is not worth the $13.59 purchase price on Amazon.

This is how the book is being advertised. No joke....

You will:

Learn how to say I hate you without opening your mouth--Heidi's exclusive tutorial
Increase your capacity for evil with Spencer's "Villain-o-meter"
Discovery why getting and talking about plastic surgery is a must
Unlock the secrets of celebrity couple math (e.g. Speidi > Heidi + Spencer)
Mesmerize the media with outrageous behavior
Bow down to the power of the paparazzi

OMAROSA SEARCHES FOR LOVE

2009-11-10T10:09:00.000-08:00

Calling all freaks who love psycho girls, no this isn't the I love New York casting...It's "The Apprentice's" crazy drama queen, Omarosa, who will be searching for her new bitch (love interest) on "Omarosa's Ultimate Merger" from a selection of 12 unstable men.

Donald Trump is not only offering his Las Vegas hotel, Trump Intl. Hotel and Tower, as the shoot location but he will also be offering his two sense on camera AND will be partnering up with Juma Entertainment to produce the show for TV One.

All I'm wondering is, when is she finally going to take that damn wig off and reveal to the world that she/he is a gay man?

THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO HMMMMMMMM

2009-11-04T15:54:00.000-08:00

It's an interesting morning when you go to work and get this-

I think they may be trying to tell us something...

And it's an interesting night when a friend reveals her new tattoo, that's been cleverly placed for all to see, on her wrist-

Damn it, just one push to far and see what happens. Sorry girl!

HILARIOUS REALITY SHOW PARODIES

2009-11-03T13:53:00.000-08:00

Late Night with Jimmy Falon parody of Real Housewives:

Regis & Kelly Parody of one of my favorite shows-The Rachel Zoe Project: Kelly does a great job impersonating Rachel Zoe and her assistant Taylor.

Regis & Kelly Parody of Survivor:

RAY J WANTS MORE REALITY

2009-10-30T15:49:00.001-07:00

Ok, it's my little dirty secret but once upon a time, I used to think Ray J had a little tiny itty bit of sex appeal, THEN I watched "For the Love of Ray J" and his douchness quickly "smashed" over the sexiness and NOW, well...he's just a corn ball, like almost every other guy in L.A.

Ok so, back on topic-Ray J seems to be taking his love for reality television down another venture and is currently working with the "serial reality train wreck spin off" production company, 51 Minds Entertainment to develop a series focused on his fam bam.

Oh geesh, I don't know that I really care enough about his family to watch, besides, isn't Brandy like soooo 7 years ago?

KIM ZOLCIAK WANTS TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING

2009-10-27T15:56:00.000-07:00

It's obvious Kim Zolciak from Real Housewives of Atlanta knew exactly what she was getting into when she decided NOT to wear any panties underneath her dress. And we all thought she was trying to sell wigs. Well done Kim, you have successfully made it to the "shit we wish we would of never seen" list.

BIG BROTHER=$500,000=PRISON TIME

2009-10-20T14:21:00.000-07:00

Big Brother 9 winner Adam Jasinski took his $500,000 prize winnings from the show and started a flourishing business of selling oxycodone pills. Adam made a clever business decision on Oct. 8 to fly to Boston to sell 2,000 pills and was instead picked up by his dear friend Mr. DEA-game over Adam.

He is now facing 20 years in prison and a 1 million dollar fine, which means I am now out a dealer...fug <-----that was a joke btw.

It amazes me how dumb people can be these days-If you are going to take the risk of doing something illegal-at least be smart about it-Is that too much to ask?

ALIENS APPEAR ON EARTH

2009-10-18T18:21:00.001-07:00

I am just waiting for the press release that reads: "Balloon boy and family get own reality show."

So this is the thing- the parents of the balloon boy and their children are aliens disguised as humans, who have come to earth from another planet and their one duty from their master alien is to make the world aware of who they are by appearing on television-Wife Swap was just the start for the aliens. Look at the boy-he completely gives them away. Makes a little more sense now, huh?

They may have to flee off to where they came from soon-maybe in that fancy balloon of theirs, word is, criminal charges will likely be filed. Wonder if they get charged the same way as humans do?

IT'S SOOO HAAARD TO SAY GOOD-BYE

2009-10-15T17:07:00.000-07:00

As hard as it is for Kate to realize she married a douche!

The show "Jon & Kate Plus 8" is FINALLY going dark in November-hopefully forever. So just another month of grueling footage of the oh sooo sooo sad saga of Jon and Kate.

I don't even know where to begin with Jon, after watching Nancy Grace rip him 3 new ones as he looked at her with is pathetic puppy dog eyes and stu stu stuttered his way through, you could only think...maybe he has learned to do us all a favor and keep his stealing ass off of television...drugs are baaaaaad! Now....off to court.

THE DOG KILLER GETS A SHOW

2009-10-07T16:21:00.000-07:00

Now I know how much all you animal lovers would love to see Michael Vick attached to a ball and chain but these days- every bad deed doesn't go unrewarded. Just learned that Michael Vick will be starring in his own reality show on BET. He wants people to see the real him, and to forget his alter ego-the guy who was running the dogfighting ring. The real him loves animals. Not convinced? Maybe he will do a better job convincing you when the series hits air sometime next year. Woof woof.

"The series spotlights his controversial comeback with the Philadelphia Eagles while also examining his tumultuous past — including his troubled childhood and his 2007 arrest for running a dogfighting ring,” according to the L.A. Times.

ISN'T IT IRONIC

2009-10-06T13:18:00.000-07:00

How creepy is it going to be to watch DJ AM on the MTV reality show "Gone Too Far". With the consent of DJ AM's fam bam, MTV will air eight episodes of the show starting Oct 12th at 10pm.

So his loss has probably touched hundreds to thousands of people but how happy is MTV right now-the viewer ratings on the show has easily doubled, if not tripled-nothing gets in the way of show business....except of course, your a creepy weirdo on a dating reality show that kills his girlfriend than commits suicide...there's an exception to everything.

IT'S TIME TO RELAX..AHHHHHHH

2009-09-23T13:15:00.001-07:00

This is where I am at...Be back Tuesday!

BEHIND THE SCENES-VMA TRIBUTE PERFORMANCE TO MICHAEL JACKSON

2009-09-21T11:30:00.000-07:00

Sometimes I have to veer off the reality front, don't worry, it doesn't happen often, to post other types of television related events. Came across this video and thought you would enjoy taking a look at the behind the scenes of Janet Jackson and some of the most talented dancers prepare for the VMA tribute to Michael Jackson.

MTV Shows

CUTE OR NOT?

2009-09-16T18:43:00.001-07:00

I don't know what my problem is but I don't like seeing these two individuals together....Or maybe it's just seeing Khloe with a guy period that is the weird part. Dunno, either way, she's going to get cheated on...again!

P.S.-The hair is not doing a damn thing to help.

RAY ROMANO BRUSHES UP ON HIS GOLF SKILLS

2009-09-15T15:42:00.000-07:00

He's funny, talented and rich....the next obvious thing to work on will be his golfing skills on "The Haney Project". Coach Hank Haney will die laughing as he teaches Ray better techniques to get the little white ball across the fresh green grass.

KATHY GRIFFIN AS KATE GOSSELIN

2009-09-11T10:02:00.000-07:00

It's not fair that Kate Gosselin gets all the attention...even D-listers need some love. Better late than never...

BYE BYE PAULA ABDUL, HELLO ELLEN DEGENERES?

2009-09-09T17:59:00.000-07:00

Ellen will be joining American Idol as the fourth judge, oddly enough. I love Ellen, just never thought the show was a fit for her....Much luck to her.

ELLEN: “Hopefully, I’m the people’s point of view, because I’m just like you. I sit at home and I watch it and I don’t have that technical [eye]. … I’m not looking at it in a critical way from the producer’s mind. I’m looking at it as a person who is going to buy the music and is going to relate to that person. So I’m hopefully going to be that voice of what we’re all doing at home.”

DIET SECRETS?

2009-09-09T13:53:00.000-07:00

hmmm something tells me there has been some alterations made to these pics.

LIVING AS A YOUNG FEMALE AMERICAN MUSLIM

2009-09-09T10:19:00.000-07:00

A world with restrictions and guidelines....This is my world. A documentary coming soon.

THE CITY TRAILER

2009-09-04T11:52:00.000-07:00

Whitney and her annoying valley girl voice are back for a season 2 of 'The City"

Peep the trailer:

MTV Shows

MORE TEEN PREGNANCIES ON MTV

2009-09-04T10:38:00.000-07:00

MTV will be airing a spinoff of "16 and Pregnant" titled "Teen Mom". The show will follow 4 poster girls for "why you should use protection when doing the deed". We will follow them through their ups and downs, mainly downs and gain a frightening view of a teenage mother's life. Hey look on the bright side, at least they can party together.

Minus the excessive lying, cheating and stealing....I was a good kid.

JON GOSSELIN "I TOOK ABUSE FROM KATE"

2009-09-02T13:28:00.000-07:00

If only, he still had Kate around to make all his decisions for him...he wouldn't be such a mess!

CHECK OUT HIS INTERVIEW ON ABC NEWS

REAL LESBIANS ON SHOWTIME

2009-09-01T10:57:00.000-07:00

Showtime's scripted Drama "The L Word" is spinning off to introduce a new reality show titled "The Real L Word: Los Angeles". You guessed it, there is going to be some serious girl on girl action... for REAL! Once the series is over they will be airing "The Real G Word" then "The Real B Word" then "The Real DL Word". Stay tuned for the spinoff after spinoff -it wouldn't be reality television, if it wasn't so.

SINGING EXCITES STEVE

2009-08-31T12:10:00.000-07:00

You just can't help but to feel sorry for someone like this...Steve auditioned on X Factor and his "downstairs friend" gave more of a show then his singing. Check it out:

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JOE FRANCIS IS ON DRUGS!

2009-08-28T13:24:00.001-07:00

As if we already didn't know, last night's event really proved it. Apparently, Jayde Nicole, Brody Jenner's girlfriend, witnessed Joe Francis hitting on a friend of hers, at the club they were celebrating Brody's birthday and felt the need to go over and throw her drink on Francis. Francis then punched Jayde in the face, pulled her hair then started kicking her like she was being initiated into a gang or something. WTF! Where was the rest of 'The Hills" gang?

Then his punk ass was seen running away. He was even smart enough to take his shirt off, so the cops couldn't identify him.

CLICK HERE FOR MORE DETAILS AND to see Jayde talk about the experience.

KATHERINE MCPHEE RESURFACES AS A BLONDE

2009-08-27T10:25:00.000-07:00

Check out exclusive footage of behind the scenes at her music video shoot.

PAULA RETURNS TO HOST VH1'S DIVAS

2009-08-25T09:54:00.000-07:00

Train wrecks are ALWAYS a hot commodity. Paul Abdul already struck her first deal, since her long run on American Idol, as a host of VH1's Divas which is due to air Sept 17 @ 9pm. She announced on twitter: Hi guys! im really excited 2 announce ill b hosting this year's "Vh1 Divas"!The show will be live on Sept 17th @ 9 pm EST.

VH1 announcement:

A superstar diva in her own right with sales of over 50 million records and six number one hits, multiple Emmy and Grammy awards winner Paula Abdul is set to host the “VH1 Divas” live concert event.
Joining the star-studded list of “Divas” performers is one of America’s favorite pop idols – the platinum selling artist, Jordin Sparks. Previously announced “Divas” include Adele, Kelly Clarkson, Leona Lewis and Miley Cyrus. The “VH1 Divas” concert will be televised live on VH1 on Thursday, September 17 at 9:00pm.

ONE BAD APPLE SPOILS THE BUNCH

2009-08-24T13:40:00.000-07:00

Holy Shit! This story is straight out of a movie. Ryan Jenkins, who was a suspected murderer in the killing of Jasmine Fiore's, has committed suicide. He appeared in "Megan Wants a Millionaire" and was apparently also the winner of "I Love Money". VH1 will now remove Megan Wants a Millionaire from air and they will not release I love Money which was due to air in Jan. I tell you one thing, he left a lot of pissed off people behind. What is even more frightening, is he appeared to actually be one of the more "normal" guys on the show and not a creep weirdo who was screwed up in the head!

MTV Shows

MTV:"It brings some closure to what's going on," Fiore's mother, Lisa Lepore, told the"Today" show on Monday. Saying she had mixed feelings about Jenkins' death, Lepore took some comfort in knowing that her ex-son-in-law, who was considered armed and dangerous and was the subject of a six-day cross-border manhunt, is "no longer a threat." Despite his death, she said, "We still have a long process of closure," adding that she was disappointed that his suicide ended the possibility that he would be tried for his alleged crimes.

27 YEAR OLD TEACHER, DANYL JOHNSON, IMPRESSES SIMON COWELL

2009-08-24T10:07:00.000-07:00

You've gotta be REALLY good to impress the rough critic, Simon Cowell but you must be freakin' AMAZING for him to say "Danyl, that was single-handedly the best first audition I’ve ever heard." Check out Danyl Johnson's audition on the UK's X Factor.

Danyl's Live Audition

JACKSON BRO'S SHOOT REALITY SHOW

2009-08-21T10:35:00.000-07:00

Despite the recent loss of Michael Jackson to corrupt doctors, the Jackson brothers are moving full force ahead with the A&E reality show which was apparently supposed to feature a reunion with Michael Jackson. Now, the show will focus around the death of Michael. Nothing like watching a bunch of koo koo's on TV.

MEGAN WANTS A MURDERER?

2009-08-20T10:00:00.001-07:00

And when you thought this show couldn't get any creepier... A contestant from "Megan Wants A Millionaire"- finalist, Ryan Alexander Jenkins, is being questioned for the murder of his ex-lover and model-Jasmine Fiore who was found strangled to death and stuffed in a suitcase. Uh hello, he was on the show, obviously he's a little sick in the head! VH1 has reportedly pulled the show off the air and their website.

UPDATE: TMZ is now reporting that according to Hauserman, Jenkins went to Las Vegas right after being booted from "Megan Wants a Millionaire" when it was taped earlier this year, met Fiore at a strip club and married her two days later. Fiore's mother, Lisa Lapore, tells the Los Angeles Times, that the couple was not married, but merely dating.

WEAVE BE GONE

2009-08-19T10:19:00.001-07:00

Tyra Banks has vowed to go weaveless for the next season of America's Next Top Model. It's about time she put her foot down and said-YES, I am bald America, so what!

THERE IS A TIME AND PLACE FOR EVERYTHING

2009-08-18T13:03:00.000-07:00

Kourtney coincidentally released the news of her pregnacy right before the premiere of her and Khloe's new reality show " Kourtney and Khloe take Miami" and averaged 2.7 million viewers. Guess they proved they could do it without Kim after all.

THIS IS JAZMIN'S HOUSE

2009-08-14T08:00:00.000-07:00

House of Jazmin revolves around 20 year old, Jazmin Whitley, her family and her friend Morgan, who by the way, was on a previous MTV show "True Life I have OCD" and who was also in a hosting class I took some years ago-Ah the joy of having friends in higher places- finally made her dreams come true. Jazmin is a fashion designer for her own line Li Cari-You go girl-and the show will capture her as she takes care of business on and off the clock. Although, I must say-I can already tell her valley girl voice and Paris Hilton expressions are going to possibly be poison for the show.

MTV Shows

MR. REALITY STRIKES AGAIN

2009-08-12T08:00:00.000-07:00

P.Diddy and Mark Burnett team up to make a look-a-like version of American Idol, titled P.Diddy's StarMaker. 14 contestants will battle it out to become the next (temporary) superstar and will receive a deal with Bad Boy. Ain't it time for Diddy to take a long vacation-Along with this show, his other reality show "Making His Band" is currently airing and if you ask me that is a little too much on screen airtime anyone should want to see of his cocky ass! 90 min premiere airs Aug 16th at 10p.

IS IT A BIRD, A FLY, J-LO?...JUST KIM KARDASHIAN

2009-08-11T11:47:00.000-07:00

I'll let you be the judge of these hideous pics.

KATE CONTINUES TO HOLD ON TO WHATEVER FAME SHE HAS LEFT

2009-08-10T13:57:00.000-07:00

You would think by the set up of this interview on the Today show, Kate Gosselin had something more important to talk about then her-who really gives a beep-relationship with bozo and stupid rumors!

Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy

KIMORA AND AMISTAD W/ NEW BABY KENZO MAGAZINE PIX

2009-08-06T08:00:00.000-07:00

The first thing I think of when I see them together is-WOW, he must be a hell of a man to deal with her annoying ass day in and day out...forever! Congrats on the new addition!

FAREWELL, GOODBYE, I THINK I'M GONNA CRY

2009-08-05T13:56:00.000-07:00

Ok not quite....Paul Abdul officially announced she is leaving American Idol...are you telling me someone else is going to pay her more money to do almost nothing -Either that or she is just stuck on stupid.

"With sadness in my heart, I've decided not to return to [American Idol]," Abdul wrote in a series of late Tuesday night postings on her Twitter account.

"I'll miss nurturing all the new talent, but most of all being a part of a show that I helped from [Day 1] become an international phenomenon," she continued.

"What I want to say most, is how much I appreciate the undying support and enormous love that you have showered upon me. It truly has been breathtaking, especially over the past month. I do without any doubt have the BEST fans in the entire world and I love you all."

REALITY SHOW FAKERS

2009-08-05T08:00:00.000-07:00

I find this very entertaining!! E! will air a series titled "Reality Hell" which will appear to, an onlooker, as a reality show but in fact will be composed of actors pretending to shoot a reality show...then when they think the joke can't go on any longer, someone pops out and yells "You've been PUNKED"! Well at least everything, minus the punked part. Sundays at 10:30 on E!

REALITY TV SAVES CAREERS

2009-08-04T09:40:00.000-07:00

"Stars" these days seem to be clinging on to reality television as tight as they can, with hopes, they can save their career. Lisa Raye will be joining the cast and will be starring in her own reality show which will focus on getting her shit together...sound familiar?

WHO WANTS TO SEE KEVIN FEDERLINE'S JELLY BELLY ON TV?

2009-08-03T08:00:00.000-07:00

There is a 50/50 chance this may happen. Kevin is currently filming a Pilot in Vegas of a reality show he hopes will be picked up by a very, very desperate network. This guy is so lucky he had kids with Brittany Spears...I'm afraid, if not, there would be someone doing a documentary on him titled "The Rise and Even Quicker Fall-True Story of Kevin Federline". What's even sadder is, this guy could be so cute-if only-he had some sense.

Us Weekly: "The show will reportedly center around Federline's life as a full-time dad. (He has two sons -- Jayden James, 2, and Sean Preston, 4 -- with Spears, and he has two children with ex-girlfriend Shar Jackson.)"

100 THINGS TO DO BEFORE I DIE LIST

2009-07-31T08:00:00.000-07:00

Four guys with one purpose....To knock off one by one their "100 things to do before I die list" while also making an entertaining reality show on MTV titled "Buried Life". Not only will they jump out of planes, help give birth to a pregnant woman and attempt to slober down Megan Fox but they will also be adhering to MTV's new trend of partially meaningful reality television and help others fulfill their own dreams. Apparently these dudes started putting a documentary together in 2006 and were paying for their travels through private donations and corporate sponsorship.

Check out the LIST-

#53 on the list-Start a TV show-CHECK!

My #1 on my to do list:

1) To have their life!

THE END HAS ARRIVED

2009-07-29T08:00:00.000-07:00

Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian have officially parted ways...Reggie was tired of people asking him if Kim still has that annoying moan as she did in the sex tape with Ray J...As I was told, swear!

Kim tries to explain the break up:Not being able to be together caused the breakup, not cheating. He has his football and I have more seasons of my show to develop. He wasn’t cheating with Vanessa Manillo.”

MOMMY SPELLING AND TORI SPELLING FEUD SAGA

2009-07-28T08:00:00.000-07:00

Candy Spelling, mother of Tori Spelling, expresses disgust for Tori Spelling's attempt to get her on the finale of "Tori & Dean" for a reunion-aka ratings booster. Tori invited Candy to her daughter, Stella's, first on camera birthday party as they shot the finale of the reality show.

Candy's reply: "Hell no, you Hollywood bitch!" Indirectly of course...

Candy shares a few of her own words:

Addressed to "MIDDLE-AGED REALITY SHOW STARS (LIKE MY DAUGHTER)," the letter reads: "A big party wasn't how I envisioned meeting my granddaughter for the first time; but, hey, this is Hollywood, and my grandchildren have become reality show props, too.

"At the time I emailed 'yes,' I didn't realize I was being set up for a two-[part episode], even though it was clear I was being invited to be part of a segment for my daughter's reality show," she writes. "I decided my first meeting with my granddaughter should be on home video, not primetime cable; so I e-mailed that I would not be attending."

"My husband taught me that the plots have to be fresh and updated. The same old whining gets tired after a while," Candy writes. "Enough complaining about what may or may not have happened during first grade or YMCA camp, or what vegetable you were forced to endure, especially when you are privileged enough to be on TV and get paid for it... Life isn't just a show. Make your own season finale without creating conflicts you will regret later."

KATE GOSSELIN'S HAIRCUT IS A HIT!

2009-07-27T08:00:00.000-07:00

DENISE REVERTS TO HER RAUNCHINESS TO GET RATINGS

2009-07-24T08:00:00.000-07:00

Denise Richards will do just about anything these days for a little bit of attention. She reenacts the Lesbian scene from "Wild Things" on her reality show-'It's Complicated". Yes that role apparently made her one of the hottest actresses in Hollywood but now we all know she is crazy and there is nothing worse than a beautiful crazy woman with kids.

THE TERRELL OWENS REALITY SHOW

2009-07-23T08:00:00.000-07:00

I was up the other night, couldn’t fall asleep for the life of me! I took some sort of substance before my workout, in the stores they sell it as an energy drink that gives you strength in the gym, was wide alert at 3am dancing and singing, feeling a little too good-pssh energy drink my butt.

Anyhow, as I was flipping channels, strung out on my "energy drink", I came across the TO (Terrell Owens) Reality Show which premiered Monday on VH1. Now I don’t know much about football but after checking out TO’s body on the show BADOOOW, I am ready to learn! Gotta say-I loved the show! It focuses on three main characters-TO (and his love for women-heard rumors he was gay tho-hmmmm, cover up?) and two of his-I can’t get a man who will deal with me, so I am going to flip it and make it look like it’s not my fault, woman power type- Publicists. They are haters and annoying but they definitely add to the show.

Moving to L.A. L.A. Land, being released from the Dallas Cowboys then getting picked up by Buffalo, the free for all real estate agent- aka #1 hook up and TO reuniting with his ex-fiancé he cheated on in the past, were all just some of the attention grabbing scenes that were in episode 1… and still more to come! Me likey!

2 for 1 deal! You rent a beautiful house...and you also get the real estate agent.

THE MATCHMAKER FINDS HER MAN THROUGH A MATCHMAKER

2009-07-22T09:43:00.001-07:00

Patti Stranger from "Millionaire Matchmaker" met her now finance, real estate executive, Andy Friedman through another matchmaker. She has a complete database of wealthy pathetic men, why would she need to go any further than her office-I don't know. Anyhow it took the poor man five years to propose-bet he still doesn't realize what he got himself into!

"I feel like it should have happened years ago, so I'm kind of shocked," she tells Us.

"I want to elope, and he wants a big wedding," she tellsUs. "I'm like, 'Let's go to Vegas!'"

ARE YOU BLACK OR WHITE?

2009-07-21T09:46:00.000-07:00

While most of us are rushing to the tanning salons to get that nice tan for summer, reality show veteran, Lil Kim, is following her big brother MJ down a dark, lonely road. Why oh Why?

MARIAH CAREY ON AMERICA'S GOT TALENT

2009-07-20T09:36:00.000-07:00

Mariah Carey will be joining her boo soon on America's Got Talent. Nick Carey aka Nick Cannon began this seasons of America's Got Talent as a host. Mariah will be performing on the show...aww ain't that cute-thanks to Nick because otherwise, she would not of touched that show with a ten foot pole.

Tivo Reminder for Mariah Carey fans:the international superstar will perform her new single, "Obsessed", on the first "America's Got Talent" results show Wednesday, August 5 (9-10 p.m. ET

THE (NEW) GIRLS NEXT DOOR

2009-07-17T08:00:00.001-07:00

For Hugh Hefner-good things come in three. Since the lease expired on his last three girlfriends, Hefner decided to trade them in for new, fresh, blonde gold diggers. Now that it's settled-it's time for a new season of The Girls Next Door. Twins share everything, including their human bank...joining the cast will be Hef's new gals.....twin sisters Karissa and Kristina and Crystal Harris. I am hoping this will not be like watching Saved by the Bell with the new cast-just not the same without the original cast members, you feel me? Anyhow, if it has to do with Hef, there is always sure to be some interesting things going on.

REALITY TELEVISION TAKES OVER THE EMMYS

2009-07-17T08:00:00.000-07:00

Check out the reality tv nominees:

Outstanding Host for a Reality or Reality Competition Program: Dancing with the Stars’ Tom Bergeron, Project Runway’s Heidi Klum, The Amazing Race’s Phil Keoghan, Top Chef’s Padma Lakshmi and Tom Colicchio, Survivor’s Jeff Probst, and American Idol’s Ryan Seacrest.

Outstanding Reality Competition Program: American Idol, Dancing with the Stars, Project Runway, The Amazing Race, and Top Chef.

Outstanding Reality Program: Antiques Roadshow, Dirty Jobs, Dog Whisperer, Intervention, Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List, and MythBusters.

Outstanding Nonfiction Series: Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations, Deadliest Catch and This American Life.

Outstanding Cinematography For Nonfiction Programming: Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations, Deadliest Catch, Expedition: Africa, Whale Wars, and This American Life.

Outstanding Cinematography For Reality Programming: Intervention, Survivor Gabon, The Amazing Race, and Top Chef 5.

Outstanding Directing For Nonfiction Programming: Project Runway 5, The Amazing Race 14, Top Chef 5, and This American Life.

Outstanding Picture Editing For Nonfiction Programming: 102 Minutes That Changed America, Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations, Deadliest Catch, and This American Life.

Outstanding Picture Editing For Reality Programming: Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, Project Runway 5, The Celebrity Apprentice 2, The Amazing Race 14, and Top Chef

Outstanding Sound Editing For Nonfiction Programming (single or multi-camera) : 102 Minutes That Changed America and The Amazing Race 14.

Outstanding Sound Mixing For Nonfiction Programming (single or multi-camera) : 102 Minutes That Changed America, The Amazing Race 14, American Idol 8, Deadliest Catch, and Survivor Tocantins.

Outstanding Choreography: So You Think You Can Dance (four nominations, for Tabitha and Napoleon’s “Bleeding Love,” Mia Michaels “Mercy,” Tyce Diorio’s “Adam and Eve,” and Dmitry Chaplin’s “A Los Amigos”), and Dancing with the Stars.

Outstanding Directing For A Variety, Music Or Comedy Series: American Idol 8

Outstanding Sound Mixing For A Variety Or Music Series Or Special: American Idol 8 and Dancing with the Stars 8.

Outstanding Technical Direction, Camerawork, Video Control For A Series : American Idol 8 and Dancing with the Stars 8.

Outstanding Hairstyling For A Multi-Camera Series Or Special: Dancing with the Stars 7

Outstanding Music Direction: Dancing with the Stars 7

The 61st Primetime Emmy Awards

BAD GIRLS, BAD GIRLS, WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU

2009-07-16T08:00:00.000-07:00

TLC will be Premiering "Police Women of Broward County", a docu-reality series that will follow four police women, hopefully they are not the stereotypical butch type, as they patrol the streets and off duty when they are with their families.

ED HARDY GIVES JON GOSSELIN A GIG

2009-07-15T08:00:00.000-07:00

Word on the streets is that Jon Gosselin is teaming up with Ed Hardy to come up with a line of children's clothing. I don't know why everyone out there is hating on him...ok it's kind of weird or whatever but at least he is finally growing some balls and standing on his own two feet like a real man and with his reality show coming tumbling down the guy has to support himself and kids in some way.

When we first met Jon he was wearing tired out clothes, looking all dorky and as the years went on and the show grew more pathetic he began decking himself out in Ed Hardy's subtly loud clothes, attempting to follow the "cool people trend", whatever works for you Jon.

DON'T TOUCH MY MAN TRICK!

2009-07-14T08:00:00.000-07:00

I don't understand! I was available to be the lead girl for his new music video "Trouble", why didn't Ginuwine call me? :-( I've only been your number 1 fan forever now! Not joking people, used to be obsessed with him....I see the feelings aren't mutual.

He did, although, get a hold of Cocktail from "From the Love of Ray J" to appear in his video-check out the shots-gag me!

DAMN, DAMN, DAMN!

2009-07-13T14:06:00.000-07:00

Why can't my name be Ryan Seacrest!?!??!? Mr. big shot just linked a 3 year deal with American Idol for $45 million dollars. Oh Oh here comes the infamous line : Aren't there starving people in the world-besides Ryan of course. No seriously, that is just ridiculous money, it's not like he is shooting fire out his armpit...I mean I wouldn't be complaining if it was me but still! Can I get at least get a diamond ring Ryan?

WHEN IN DOUBT, BLAME THE EDITING

2009-07-10T09:53:00.000-07:00

One of this season's bachelorettes contestants, Wes Hayden, feels the shows editors distorted his reality and made it appear as if he had a girlfriend on the side. As we all know by now editing can be , uh somewhat manipulative. Did you really think the Producers were going to hold off telling a good story that is going to produce great ratings because your feelings may get hurt, not in Hollywood baby! People, people-that is the risk you take when you sign up for a reality show!

"They're cleaver man. They really are, I have to give it to them," Wes told KHFI-FM's "Bobby Bones Show" radio program during an interview with the Austin, TX station on Tuesday.

"I kind of feel like all gloves are off right now... I don't care -- the contract that I signed to go on that show was very, very thick. They said 'Hey, we can use your likeness as we see fit, that helps the needs of the show, okay.' And there's like clauses, like mental distress, and using you in ways that is untrue to your character, and this is that. Basically when you sign up for a show like this you pretty much relinquish every right that you have. And I can understand them taking me and basing their ratings around me -- because they did it for eight shows, and they never let up from the day I set out of the limo [on the premiere episode]."

"They want me on the reunion show but I am scared to death to go on there and open my mouth and I told them that," Wes said. "I said 'Look, if I trusted y'all I would go on the show.' But there's no telling what they're going to make me out to sound like. If the show was live -- like we're sitting around right here -- and it was live to tape [I'd go]."

TODDLERS AND TIARAS

2009-07-09T09:44:00.001-07:00

The second season of the very frightening show "Toddlers and Tiaras" is set to begin July 22 at 10pm. This show follows obsessed moms and dads as they enter their little ones into the disturbing world of child beauty pageants. This reminds me of watching a horror flick, you want to peek to see what is happening but your too frightened to withstand it.

PAUL ABDUL QUESTIONS RETURNING TO IDOL

2009-07-08T08:00:00.000-07:00

Paula Abdul has been presented the offer to remain an American Idol judge for however long the show lasts...that's what, nearly a lifetime?

"I've been invited to stay the duration of the show, however long it lasts," said Abdul but it is all subject to details of the new contract...so bascially she wants a ridiculous amount of money to keep up with all her therapists and doctor bills.

LIVE FEED OF MICHAEL JACKSON MEMORIAL

2009-07-07T11:47:00.001-07:00

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REALITY GURU'S DIDDY AND ASHTON KUTCHER THROW 4TH OF JULY WHITE PARTY

2009-07-07T08:00:00.000-07:00

Only the best party ever! The address on the invite lead us to a parking structure where we were told to park our car and take a shuttle to the actual party location...OH shit -I knew it was going to be a nightmare coming back...but who gives a left toe, I'm going to Diddy's party! Dress code was strictly enforced, if you were not wearing white-you were not getting in! The shuttle took us up Coldwater Canyon, about a 10 min ride, through a gated entrance, to a big beautiful mansion. First person I noticed when I exited the shuttle was Khloe Kardashian. Located in the front was the red carpet, or white carpet....Yea, I'm a nobody so I swung right past it but made sure to pull out my camera in enough time to take a flick.

I must be in heaven...my eyes went 500 million directions as I soaked up the ambiance. It was beautiful! Straight to the open buffet where I had a hot dog, shrimp, salmon, salad, greens, mac n cheese and chicken...all while trying not to be the girl that spilt food on her white outfit. Seconds came later.

Then I found the gold mine! A room dedicated to me...and a million other woman who found out you can go shopping for FREE! I scored some jewelry, clothes, a bluetooth, blackberry phone and sandals that make love to my feet...I at this point was the happiest girl alive.

Speaking of feet, someone pointed out to me how crusty Tara Reid's feet were and I mean crusty! Seriously I was in disbelief! Poor girl! She definitely needed more than just a little scrubbing! How much more proof do you need, drugs are bad people!!

Had to grab a pic of Rev Run...Love his show "Run's House"!

Yup, I was the girl that was zooming in on stars and taking pics without them even knowing. Chris Brown pictured below.

Then I decided, what the hell...I'll be the annoying girl that wants to take pics with celebrities.

Mel B and her hubby-the nicest celebrities I've ever met!

Diggy (Run's House) smile for the camera

Tila Tequilla getting her groove on. She was behind me waiting in line for the bathroom, I heard her ask a question, then I looked down and realized she was talking to lil ol' me...she asked me if I knew why her blackberry was trippen, shoot girl I don't know, probably cause it's on berry over load from twittering every 1.5 seconds...then she said she wanted to get home soon so she could get ready for the after party...which is not the party I made it to-why even try and go to another party after this one-it won't compare!

Then of course, Diddy's side piece, Cassie with her half head of hair. I felt kind of weird taking pics of celebrities from a distance, but I got over it fairly quickly.

Diddy, Diddy, Diddy....

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore came walking in around 7pm looking like the power couple they are...Ashton was twittering all night providing his followers with links to view the party that was streaming live.

He is now a Laker right...yea that's right, I'm up to par with my bball facts...that's him right?

Tom Green in da house!

Demi Moore looking gorgeous!

Towards the end of the night, on the rotating dance floor, taking pics as I circled around...have you ever been on a rotating dance floor? So much fun!!

I hated to leave but something made my stomach weasy-either the Ciroc or the dance floor. Just as I suspected, shuttle's going back reminded me of being at an amusement park during closing hour and trying to hop on the tram back to your car times 10. We came up with plan b...instead of waiting an hour for a ride we walked about 1/2 a mile down the street and intercepted the shuttle before it got to the swarm of people in front of the house...then on the ride back, people continued to party on what turned into the party shuttle! Best 4th of July ever!!!

D.C. HATERS COMPLAIN ABOUT REAL WORLD CAST

2009-07-06T08:00:00.000-07:00

The D.C. Real World cast just recently moved into their temporary pimped out pad on Thursday and there is already tons of publicity and crazy cyber haters twittering and blogging about the cast. Many D.C.'ers are ready to boot them out of their city by yelling out "Go Home" and even one weirdo started a blog: "The Anti-Real World DC" ...although what he doesn't know is his secret obession is no secret to the world. Check out shots from 2 cast members being filmed as they enter the house for the first time-the madness is just getting started!

BROOKE SMASHES HEIDI IN SONG

2009-07-03T08:00:00.001-07:00

It's the-my music is so wack- blonde war! Hogan disses Heidi in a song titled "Ur Not That Hot"....I'm team Brooke with this one:

The track begins with someone impersonating Montag in a voicemail.

"Umm. Hey Brooke, what's up?" the Heidi-impersonator says. "This is Heidi Montag. I just want to let you know that I'm making a record and that your record ... better watch its back. And, if you think that Stack$ is awesome, just wait for Spencer. Bye."

The song features her rapper boyfriend Stack$ and will be on Hogan's album, Redemption, out next month. Before dropping the LP, Hogan is releasing a mixtape, Judgment Day, out on July 4, according to her Twitter.

On her MySpace blog, Hogan doesn't really explain why she's feuding with Montag. "WHY???? Because I can," she wrote. "And this is just the tip of the iceberg! I'm so sick of people that use me and my family, people with NO talent calling people out who work harder than them, and just people who have a dumbass attitude to begin with."

Calls to reps for Montag and Hogan were not returned to MTV News at press time, but in an e-mail to MTV News, Spencer Pratt responded to the song. "Is that the wrestler's daughter?" he wrote. "If so, Speidi will be praying for her and her family!"

This report is from MTV News.

I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS PREGNANT

2009-07-02T08:00:00.000-07:00

TLC will be airing a series titled "I didn't I was Pregnant". Not sure if I understand...These woman had no clue they were pregnant until they gave birth?!? Did they just think they had one cream cheese bar too many? I don't know what they did, but god is punishing them for something very bad they did wrong! Be sure to tune in on July 8th at 9p to get all 1 million of your questions answered.

TINY & TOYA

2009-07-01T15:46:00.000-07:00

From the sound of it, many of you already know that Lil Wayne's baby mama or ex-wife or booty call or whatever-Toya and T.I's want to be wife Tiny, debuted their reality show on BET last night. I didn't get a chance to catch the premiere but I am sure it was as hot of a mess as they were looking at their premiere party that was hosted by ATL housewife, Kandi, in the ATl. 100% ghetto fabulous coming straight at cha!

HOT HOT HOT FLIX

2009-07-01T15:31:00.000-07:00

Que and Dawn from Making the Band. Looks like the passion is still there!

CBS LOCKS IN A NEIGHBORHOOD

2009-07-01T08:00:00.000-07:00

There is something very frightening about all this...CBS plans on debuting their new reality show titled "There Goes the Neighborhood" which will take families who all live in the same neighborhood in Kennesaw, GA, that probably have no idea what they signed up for, and build a 20-foot wall around their property. They will have no contact with the outside world, no electricity, no phone, no internet, no nothing. The families will compete against each other until only one group remains for a grand prize of $250,000. Whoever came up with this idea is one angry person out for revenge against the world! The Truman Show comes alive.

And yes of course near by residents are complaining:

"I pay $600 a year in [home owners associaton] fees to live in a quiet, kid-friendly neighborhood," resident Anthony LaBorde told The Journal-Constitution in a June 21 report. "It's been just the opposite of that for a month and a half."

"I moved out here for the peace and quiet and security, and the [home owners association] and the City of Kennesaw took that away," he told The Journal-Constitution. "It's upsetting because the [home owners association] didn't let us in on the decision."

VH1'S NEW "FINDING LOVE" HITS

2009-06-30T14:19:00.000-07:00

I am so glad Pepa from Salt N' Pepa finally got her own show-I love love love her personality-She is so hilarious and to top it off with sprinkles, she will be searching for a man that will make her heart beat an extra thump. Go find your man girl! Definitely tuning in for this!

Chili from TLC will also be stepping into the reality world with the "Chili Project" as she and her mama, with the help of a relationship expert, help her find her boo.

This one makes me laugh the most...

Frank, the I still live at home with mommy and daddy "Entertainer" who is recognized for being on I love New York and I love Money will no doubtedly also be searching for his catch while living in his pimped out pad... in his parents basement. This guy is really koo koo! This may be too much of a train wreck show for me to handle...but I'll check it out at least once.

DAY 26 AT BET AFTER PARTY

2009-06-30T08:00:00.000-07:00

Day 26 and the guys from "Making the Band". I tried to get a picture with them but they were being mauled by some serious groupies that I bet were willing to elbow me in the face before they let me sneak by them.

PITCHMEN'S CO-STAR BILLY MAYS PASSES AWAY

2009-06-29T14:17:00.000-07:00

R.I.P

Fellow "Pitchmen" star Anthony Sullivan:

"There are no words to describe how I feel about the passing of my great friend and fellow Pitchman Billy Mays. I have a massive hole in my heart. My thoughts go out to his wife, Deborah, son Billy III, and his beautiful daughter, Elizabeth, his mom and dad and his whole family," Sullivan said in a statement.

"Billy and I have known each other for 15 years. We are the greatest of friends... we were literally joined at the hip for the past six months. Discovery Channel's Pitchmen was not only a wonderful experience, but also a great opportunity for Billy and I to let people into our world and see what an awesome guy he was in front of the cameras and show our friendship to the world."

EVERY DUMB BLONDE'S DREAM COME TRUE

2009-06-26T18:43:00.000-07:00

VH1 is making dreams a reality...They are taking 28 year old Megan Hauserman, which many may recognize from Rock of Love, I love Money and for wearing close to nothing, and hooking her up with 17 elgible, must be mindless, mulit-millionaires who will compete for her on "Megan Wants a Millionaire". There isn't anything more a gold digger can ask for.

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CHELSEA HANDLER AND FRIENDS PARODY OF NEW JERSEY HOUSEWIVES REUNION

2009-06-26T18:36:00.000-07:00

Crazy bitch alert!

ABC BRINGS FAMILIES TOGETHER AT LAST...OR NOT

2009-06-26T08:00:00.001-07:00

There can't be anything more awkward than meeting your long lost family member for the first time with cameras staring at your every move. What if the other person doesn't want to be found...is it going to be like the show "Cheaters" when the person who gets caught cheating tries to escape the cameras by running away and all you see is the screen hoping up and down as the camera guy chases them down?

ABC will air 6 episodes of "Find My Family" which will follow people who want to find a relative or friend. This will either be a tear jerker or a 'damn you should of left well enough alone' moment. Hosts for the show are NFL linebacker Tim Green and former KTTV and KCBS entertainment reporter Lisa Joyner.

JAMIE FOXX PRODUCES IN LIVING COLOR

2009-06-26T08:00:00.000-07:00

Move over Saturday Night Live because Jamie Fox is about to heat things up with this generations version of In Living Color. I loved that show! I'm diggin your hustle Mr. Fox! FOX will Executive Produce, currently under development with MTV.

R.I.P MICHAEL JACKSON & FARRAH FAWCET

2009-06-25T15:39:00.000-07:00

He dies at the age of 50 due to a heart attack. I'm sure this is how most of us would like to remember him.

HE'S A WINNER

2009-06-25T12:20:00.000-07:00

Lou Diamond Phillips wins the lamest show ever-"I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here".

LOHAN AND SEACREST GET REAL

2009-06-25T08:00:00.000-07:00

Ouber popular Lindsay Lohan and reality show ~~queen~~ king Ryan Seacrest met for lunch, yah apparently they both do eat, to talk reality. Ryan is looking to place Lindsay in a show that will give others a second chance -She tweets:

"Working on a really great project for television - I am excited!" Something meaningful like Extreme Home Makeover on ABC… :)"

Not sure if I am buying the idea of her helping someone else when she can’t seem to get her life in order…but I see what your doing Seacrest, like the twist.

LOOKY WHO'S BACK

2009-06-24T08:00:00.001-07:00

A comeback? Or just plain broke? Washed out hip hop Producer, Scott Storch signed a deal with Bunim-Murray Productions for his own reality show. Are you done snorting cocaine dude and ready to come back to the real world? The show will chronicle his life as he attempts to reinvent himself in the music biz. Good luck man!

“This is a monumental moment to see a producer of his caliber let the cameras into his world and see how hit records are made. A lot of people have tried to get Scott to open up the curtain to this process but have never been successful,” says executive producer David Weintraub.

WHAT IN THE HELL WERE THEY THINKING...

2009-06-24T08:00:00.000-07:00

When they chose these outfits....Was the budget short, time ran out? Poor Angela didn't even finish getting dressed.

JESSICA EXAMINES BEAUTY

2009-06-23T08:00:00.000-07:00

Jessica Simpson is shooting a VH1 docu-series that will take her all over the world to meet every day women and examine what they consider to be true beauty. Everywhere you go, beauty is translated differently-In Los Angeles, to many, beautiful means thin, big boobs and blonde hair and in the South beauty means you gotta be bootylicious. I've been to different places in the world where I've been considered fugly...what a self esteem hit that was for me, let me tell ya! It will be interesting to see everyone's different interpretation of beauty.

"THE HILLS" AUDRINA PATRIDGE IN CARLS JR COMMERCIAL

2009-06-22T10:36:00.000-07:00

ummm....is that supposed to be her sexy voice? Check it out!

NO MORE JON AND KATE...I HOPE

2009-06-22T09:41:00.000-07:00

Watch tonight during the one hour special for the THE MUCH ANTICIPATED "Jon and Kate Plus 8" announcement...honestly it's disgusting that they are putting their issues out like this...if she is booting him out, which it seems that is the case, this is such a demeaning way to handle your personal biz. What happened to going out with your dignity. So over them!

DIZAMN...ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST

2009-06-19T08:00:00.000-07:00

Another reality show idea...poof-gone in the wind... or rather on Fox Television. See look I'm not lieing-these are my notes I jotted down about 6 months ago:

LOVE OR LUST

Young couples who are going to get married.

Go through marriage counseling .

Find out new things about each other.

Anyways, Fox will air "Wedlock or Deadlock" a series where counselors and psychologists advise couples whether or not they should tie the knot or run for their life. I guess we will have to wait and find out if this show will be the cause for more (producer persuaded) problems for the couple or if it will help solve existing issues.

I thought of this idea when I was thinking of how so many people get into relationships and become so infatuated with the idea of being ga-ga in love that they get caught up in the moment they think they are having and ignore all warning signs and later down the road find themselves stuck in a miserable marriage-Dumb Dumbs. I rather not marry then marry and end up having to burn his clothes out of rage! Ok, JK- I am not one of those crazy stalker girls but you get what I'm saying, right? Premieres July 20th.

A WORLD WITHOUT REALITY TELEVISION

2009-06-18T08:00:00.000-07:00

** There would be less people who think, that because you are crazy, you can get your own show.

**Has-beens would remain has-beens.

**Less break-ups

**You would be just another talented singer trying to make it in the entertainment business.

**How else would you explain your problems?

**People wouldn't be famous for being famous...less "celebrities".

**There would be no Speidi! Imagine that huh-who else would we laugh at?

**I'd be jobless...and so would a lot of other folks.

** You wouldn't be able to watch other people's lives without being a creepy weirdo.

As you can see, we need reality television-very much the same way we need air to breathe. :-)

I HATE MY....

2009-06-17T08:00:00.000-07:00

Have you guys ever heard of www.axelist.com? I guess I've been missing out....it's a website that allows you to vent about your boss, spouse or friend when they piss you off. Prometheus Entertainment is partnering up with the site to create a reality show that will show both sides of the conflict, ending with a resolution.

I put my name in, just to check if I had to go get Osama out of hiding, luckily nothing came up.

This girl couldn't wait to tell her story:

she is a *censored* who will do anything to sleep with your man. she will lie to him and tell him anything to get him to cheat and when he dose she will rub it in your face. She also has S.T.Ds stay away she is a mind *censored* and a *censored*. sorry for all the cuss words but i almost misscaried my baby becouse she called me att all hours and told me all kinds of *censored* and played games to get my man. She is married and for her its just a notch on her belt and an ego boost. Warning to all married women. DONT TRUST TARA DURLEY.

SPEIDI ON THE VIEW-THE GIRLS BREAK IT DOWN FOR THEM!

2009-06-16T13:21:00.000-07:00

This is great! Whoopi: "You guys have to get it together"!

Famous, rich and dumb as hell! The blind leading the blind.

YOU GOTTA BE CRAZY TO BE 16 AND PREGNANT

2009-06-16T08:00:00.000-07:00

I had a chance to check out MTV's new series "16 and Pregnant". Fast little kids....At 16 I couldn't even make it to school on time, much less parent a child. When your 16 dating is already hard enough, I mean come on you have to deal with things like how one of your friends went out with your boyfriend without telling you and how he never returned your call when dammit- he promised he would this time, I mean your plate is already full. Having a child and dealing with a relationship at 16 is only destined for disaster. No matter how grown up you try and act, at 16, you are just not mature enough to deal with these types of situations!

I just recently went to a dinner with a group of girls, two of which had children and one of the things we talked about was....you guessed it, the horrifying, I mean lovely experience of pregnancy. I have never- ever- ever-ever in my life been so turned off on having kids- I heard shiz I never wanted to hear in my life.

Then to make matters worse, the next day I went to visit a friend who just gave birth and saw a picture of the babies head coming out of... OUCH!!! Then she showed me what looked like a enlarged maxi pad...I'm like what the hell is this for-I don't know squat about the after effects of having a baby-shoot, or even taking care of a baby....well at least I didn't until I was corrupted by a bunch of mamas! Thanks girls...The pad turned out to be an ice pack people, ya know for that particular sore area-ugghhhh!!

At 20-something I stand by my word when I say I plan on waiting for as long as I can before I start to have weird things happen to my body...or as my brother says "Just like milk, when my expiration date expires".

ONE, TWO...HUE HEFNER'S COMING FOR YOU

2009-06-15T08:00:00.001-07:00

I can't believe it took Heidi Pratt this long to pose for Playboy...I mean doesn't everyone who considers themself a religious chrisitan pose nude for everyone to see? Heidi must be reading Spencer's version of the bible.

Details of her Playboy photos are, um, scant: "There is nudity. It's tasteful – she had a lot of fun with it," says a second source. A rep for the magazine had no comment, and Montag's rep was not immediately available to respond to questions. – Jennifer Garcia

PRETTY DARN FUNNY-PARODY OF "I'M A CELEBRITY, GET ME OUT OF HERE"

2009-06-15T08:00:00.000-07:00

COCKTAIL AND RAY J ARE OVA!

2009-06-12T10:02:00.000-07:00

Cocktail is all butt hurt that Ray J couldn't be faithful to just her....and just like any other stupid girl, she tried to change him...he just wasn't that in to her, it was obvious on the show "For the Love of Ray J". She tells all in her interview with bossip:

My whole experience with Ray J was an emotional roller coaster. I knew that going into the show to date him would be a challenge but what I didn’t expect was to fall for him as hard as I did.

I had my doubts about finding love on a reality show, but you would have to be in my shoes and go through the situations, intimate conversations, and having production drill Love, Love, Love into your head everyday really to understand the mind trip it takes you on.

Aside from Ray’s looks and success he is a truly amazing person. Although he tends to have that “Hollywood bad boy” swag, he is very down to earth, giving, considerate, kind, and funny. Simply put, he stole my heart.

Just like any other relationship we took it day by day. We would hang out, have fun, laugh, share stories, and watch TV. Over time as we got to know each other more and more he would tell me things and often times they would hurt my feelings. I guess the brutal truth about him not being exclusive with me and still “hooking up” with girls made me realize that it wasn’t going to work. I hate feeling like I failed and let’s be real no woman likes to quit a relationship so I tried to stick it out. I wanted to be his only one not just his number one.

After awhile Ray eventually realized that I was truly genuine and sat me down to tell me that we were not going to work out. Then the Season 2 bomb was dropped on me. What makes me mad is that I asked him if there was going to be a season 2 and he lied to my face. He sweet talked me both times I asked. Aside from that, the breaking point was when we went on tour. He didn’t come back to the room at night and I heard the whispers about him being in other rooms with girls. It made me mad because he knew he could be honest with me but he chose not to be. At this point, I emotionally checked out.

I want to make it clear that I did not go on this show looking for fame. Those who know me know I live a pretty great life. When you go on a reality show it doesn’t matter what your intentions are because other people’s expectations take over and you just have to go with it. I am blessed that this show has opened up doors for me that weren’t there before and I plan on taking advantage of them for sure.

So thank you to the Bossip.com readers for checking this out. Bossip is by far my favorite source for updates and what’s new and hot. I don’t read anything else.

P.S. I have no problem with Tila Tequila. I honestly don’t know what her problem with me is but I don’t have one with her. If she wants to call me names, talk shit about me and be all “bad ass” on the internet that’s her right but I have more class than that. I think she’s great.

xoxo,

Cocktail