Gynger, oh my...girl-please return Barbie's hair back to the rightful owner. Barbie is sad.
Check out the trailer:
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
STRIPPERS, PORN STARS, AND ONE PRETEND GOOD GIRL FORM A SINGING GROUP
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
WHERE THERE IS FOOD AND DRINKS....I BE
The Big Bang Theory Wrap Party at My House-AKA The Garden of Eden (not to be mistaken for My Studio-which is where I went first-Damn Yelp)...
Chuck Lorre and the cast attended, but I just couldn't work up the groupie love energy I needed to get pics of them.
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
HIMYM WRAP PARTY
Love all of one episode I've seen of the show....and really enjoyed the partay!
Home made ice cream.
Annenberg in Santa Monica...food and cocktails were yummy!
Friday, April 1, 2011
THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS...
All is fair on April fools day! Next time Juleen may think twice about leaving her desk on April's Fools Day...muahhahahahah!
Post-it heaven.
Oldest trick in the book.
Thursday, March 31, 2011
MOBBIN' DEEP WITH THE MOB WIVES
Had the opportunity to meet Karen Gravano (cast member on the new show Mob Wives) at a dinner one night, daughter of Sammy "The Bull" Gravano, and she had some CRAZY stories to tell of her dad and childhood (I'm not giving specifics, I like all my limbs just the way they are.)
Check out the trailer:
This is crazy scary...ay papi.
Airs 4/17 at 8pm on VH1
Monday, December 28, 2009
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
"BASKETBALL WIVES" LANDS A SPOT ON VH1
Curious minds wonder, VH1 delivers. VH1 will be airing "Basketball Wives" March 15th. The show will include the wives and girlfriends of players Shaquille O'Neal, Eric Williams, Antoine Walker, Jermaine O'Neal and Udonis Haslem. Shaq's wife Shaunie,"the conspiracy", will also receive executive producer credits.
These woman will reveal the hardships of their relationships and demonstrate how shopping can solve almost any problem.
The way I see it, there are going to be 4 different types of people who will tune in to view the hopeful train wreck:
1) Groupie Alert, they've "smashed" these so called "spoken for" men and now, it's time to let it all out- "girl, that bi**ch Shaunie ain't nothing-I saw Shaq last night and he gave me a quarter of the Kobe special-I should be on this reality show."
2) Up and coming gold diggers. Free seminars don't come around often.
3) The chronic ADD channel flipper who discovers a program that catches their attention...for 5 minutes.
4) And lastly, the reality whores-who me? The better the train wreck, the more worthy it is of my time.
Whomever you are, enjoy the show!
Thursday, December 3, 2009
HOARDERS IS A MESS OF A DISEASE
We all have the tendency to keep things rather than throw them away, just in case....we make up excuses, wait for trends to return, or just become lazy bums that don't feel like spending hours going through our precious junk. Hoarders are an extreme case of this.
Had a chance to check out A&E's reality show "Hoarders." Disposophobia is a mess of a disease. It's like how a homeless man is with his shopping cart, times a billion. Hoarders are individuals who fail to dispose of their...nasty shit, by that I mean their useless belongings, not exactly sure what they do with their doo doo. In episode one, Augustine didn't have a working toilet so maybe she held some sort of attachment to hers.
In the end, very brave individuals form a cleaning crew and help toss the shit and belongings away. Then, off to help the next Hoarder with his/her shit hole.
Airs Monday's at 10/9c on A&E.
Thursday, November 19, 2009
IT'S THE WORLD AGAINST HEIDI AND SPENCER
Most people say, if you don't have anything intelligent to say, don't say anything at all. So Spencer, pullleaase shut the f**k up already!
Heidi and Spencer appear on the Late Show with Conan O'Brien to promote their insightful book "How to be a Moron." In case you can't grab yourself a copy, the clips below are just the guide you need to make that next step to moron-ness.
Spencer wants to be the President. His reasoning...check it out for yourself!
Can't get enough, want more....Take a look at The Insider interview. This is more of a screaming match than an interview. Their bad publicity saga continues to grow their pockets fatter and fatter....
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Friday, November 13, 2009
A MUST READ...
Heidi and Spencer release a book titled "How to be Famous"-the ultimate guide to becoming the least liked person and the biggest douche in Hollywood. As a bonus, get this, included is a a step by step lesson from Heidi on how to make it in the music business and not even know how to sing. There's pictures too!
Now tell me that all is not worth the $13.59 purchase price on Amazon.
This is how the book is being advertised. No joke....
You will:
- Learn how to say I hate you without opening your mouth--Heidi's exclusive tutorial
- Increase your capacity for evil with Spencer's "Villain-o-meter"
- Discovery why getting and talking about plastic surgery is a must
- Unlock the secrets of celebrity couple math (e.g. Speidi > Heidi + Spencer)
- Mesmerize the media with outrageous behavior
- Bow down to the power of the paparazzi
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
OMAROSA SEARCHES FOR LOVE
Calling all freaks who love psycho girls, no this isn't the I love New York casting...It's "The Apprentice's" crazy drama queen, Omarosa, who will be searching for her new bitch (love interest) on "Omarosa's Ultimate Merger" from a selection of 12 unstable men.
Donald Trump is not only offering his Las Vegas hotel, Trump Intl. Hotel and Tower, as the shoot location but he will also be offering his two sense on camera AND will be partnering up with Juma Entertainment to produce the show for TV One.
All I'm wondering is, when is she finally going to take that damn wig off and reveal to the world that she/he is a gay man?
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO HMMMMMMMM
It's an interesting morning when you go to work and get this-
I think they may be trying to tell us something...
And it's an interesting night when a friend reveals her new tattoo, that's been cleverly placed for all to see, on her wrist-
Damn it, just one push to far and see what happens. Sorry girl!
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
HILARIOUS REALITY SHOW PARODIES
Late Night with Jimmy Falon parody of Real Housewives:
Regis & Kelly Parody of one of my favorite shows-The Rachel Zoe Project: Kelly does a great job impersonating Rachel Zoe and her assistant Taylor.
Regis & Kelly Parody of Survivor:
Friday, October 30, 2009
RAY J WANTS MORE REALITY
Ok, it's my little dirty secret but once upon a time, I used to think Ray J had a little tiny itty bit of sex appeal, THEN I watched "For the Love of Ray J" and his douchness quickly "smashed" over the sexiness and NOW, well...he's just a corn ball, like almost every other guy in L.A.
Ok so, back on topic-Ray J seems to be taking his love for reality television down another venture and is currently working with the "serial reality train wreck spin off" production company, 51 Minds Entertainment to develop a series focused on his fam bam.
Oh geesh, I don't know that I really care enough about his family to watch, besides, isn't Brandy like soooo 7 years ago?
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
KIM ZOLCIAK WANTS TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING
It's obvious Kim Zolciak from Real Housewives of Atlanta knew exactly what she was getting into when she decided NOT to wear any panties underneath her dress. And we all thought she was trying to sell wigs. Well done Kim, you have successfully made it to the "shit we wish we would of never seen" list.
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
BIG BROTHER=$500,000=PRISON TIME
Big Brother 9 winner Adam Jasinski took his $500,000 prize winnings from the show and started a flourishing business of selling oxycodone pills. Adam made a clever business decision on Oct. 8 to fly to Boston to sell 2,000 pills and was instead picked up by his dear friend Mr. DEA-game over Adam.
He is now facing 20 years in prison and a 1 million dollar fine, which means I am now out a dealer...fug <-----that was a joke btw.
It amazes me how dumb people can be these days-If you are going to take the risk of doing something illegal-at least be smart about it-Is that too much to ask?
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