DRAMA IN THE HILLS

Audrina Patridge talks on the Ryan Seacrest radio show about her cat fight experience shooting "The Hills" with newbie Kristen Cavallari.  I tried to warn you people-SHE IS TROUBLE! Nobody ever listens to me! Che-Che-Che-Check it out! 

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WHO LET THIS HAPPEN?

I am holding all you reality show lovers responsible for letting dumb and dumber aka Real and Chance become this widely known.  Watch as Chelsea, who is probably cussing out her Producer in her head for making her do this-attempt to interview the two:

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What's next...Cats with wings?

Uhhhhh.....

MY NEW GUILTY PLEASURE

Hugh Hefner's former girlfriend and from the hit reality show "Girls Next Door", Kendra Wilkinson-you know the girl that laughs like a hyena and moons and flashes everyone-has a new reality show and it's about to hit air.  The show will focus on her and her fiance, Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver, Hank Baskett.  Kendra has been known to have her dumb dumb moments-"huh" and "what" were probably her first words uttered.  Most of the time, I want to jump through the screen and help the poor girl -now she has the responsibility of running her own household!  This is sure to be a truly blonde filled entertaining show.  Airs June 7th at 10p on E!.  

SPEIDI APPEAR ON REGIS & KELLY

And I only barfed 3 times!  Did Spencer really say, that when he and Heidi were in Cancun during the Swine Flu breakout, he only thought to wear a mask when he saw the gardeners around the hotel. Uggh-what a douch! 

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Only they would pose for the camera with masks on.

MONKEY PORN-HILARIOUS!

I don't know what's funnier-The action happening on the hood or the woman in the background laughing.  

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SO YOU WANT TO BE ON A REALITY SHOW HUH....

Take your pick!

"The Marriage Ref"
Jerry Seinfeld is the mind behind a new reality show looking for squabbling couples. I'm guessing that this show is perfect if you are annoyed that your partner doesn't pick up the dry cleaning or dotes on the dog too much. If you have more serious marital issues, a Seinfeld-produced reality show is probably not the solution.
For more info: Go to nbc.com.

THIS WEEK
"Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?"
It's hard to believe it's been 10 years since "Millionaire" first began and ABC nearly imploded when it filled every night with the game show. (Maybe NBC could learn something from a network filling its primetime schedule with just one personality. Just sayin'.) Anyways, relive the fun of phoning a friend by auditioning for the Regis Philbin or Meredith Vieira version.
For more info: Check out millionairetv.com.

THIS WEEK
"So You Think You Can Dance"
The "American Idol"-for-dancers is casting for a new set of hoofers for season six. The closest auditions are scheduled in Boston.
When: May 28, 8 a.m.
Where: Hyatt Regency Boston, One Avenue de Lafayette, Boston
For more info: Step on over to fox.com.

Invention Show
Kelly Ripa and TLC are looking for female inventors who want to sell their wares on HSN. 
When: June 21 and 22, 9 a.m. to 4 p.m.
Where: DoubleTree Metropolitan Hotel, 569 Lexington Ave (at 51st Street)
For more info: Click on milojo.com.

Breakthrough with Tony Robbins
You can really gauge how bad the recession is by how many down-on-your-luck reality shows are out there. If you need help getting through a crisis, and you'd like to do it on national TV, life guru Tony Robbins wants to help.
For more info: Go to nbc.com.
Deadline: For New York, June 26.

"Shark Tank"
Do you have a great idea for a recession-proof business? Think you have the next ShamWow? Either way, here's your chance to get the cash to back your next big entrepreneurial venture.
For more info: Go to abc.go.com.

"Real World"
They're currently casting via email in New York.
For more info: Click on bunim-murray.com.

Favorite Bartender
Fine Living Network is asking the New York/Tri-State area to nominate its favorite bartender. And let's face it, we should honor the bartenders who actually stay behind the bar instead of abandoning us to live in the "Big Brother" house. Send a photo of your barkeep and why he or she is life of the party to BarWarsCasting@gmail.com.
For more info: Belly up to fineliving.com.

"America's Best Dance Crew 4"
"Idol" judge Randy Jackson has made a neat little side business out of his MTV show that searches for the next great group of hip-hoppers.
When: June 14, line starts at 8 a.m.
Where: 520 W. 25th St., between 10th and 11th Avenues
For more info: Go to mtv.com.

"HGTV Green Home 2009"
Not a reality show, but you can get your mug on TV and win a prize: An eco-friendly home, worth $750,000. Of course, in the current real estate market, your prize could be worth half that before you finish filling out the entry.
For more info: Take a tour of the house and enter at hgtv.com.
Deadline: June 5

"Stud Finder"
Mr. Fix-Its can get their own DIY Network show by submitting a video online.
For more info: Click on diynetwork.com
Deadline: July 13

"Chopped"
The Food Network is looking for chefs in the tri-state area to compete in a culinary competition with a $10,000 prize.
For more info: Go to citylightsmedia.com.

"First Love, Second Chance"
If you're looking to live out your own rerun, TV Land has the answer. Here's your chance to dig up those old feelings with the one that got away.
For more info: Check out tvland.com.

"Kitchen Nightmares"
If you sign up for this show, you're asking perpetually angry chef Gordon Ramsay to come into your restaurant and judge you and how you run your flailing business. So stop acting shocked when he doesn't throw you a party for the fabulous job you've done thus far. They're casting for New York-Tri State, Boston and Philadelphia restaurants.
For more info: Go to fox.com.

CBS HELPS EXECUTIVES DOWN THE LADDER

CBS hasn't had much success on the Reality front since Survivor and Amazing Race. They have been coming out with a lot of flops, so hopefully they can redeem themselves with their new midseason show, which was announced on Wednesday, titled "Undercover Boss".

A show that will take top executives and place them in the lowest position within their company. So basically they become invisible, right? I'm hoping it's vice versa-the people in the lower positions switch off and take charge as the Executives. It's not fun being at the bottom, do you sense my bitterness, and I'm sure the employees at this company will appreciate the reality check these Executives are about to receive.

AMERICAN IDOL WINNER

 The unexpected Kris Allen-I love when the underdog wins! 

MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL

If these allegations are anywhere near to being true, which I wouldn't be surprised if they are, since I have personally noticed Kate's bitchyness getting bitchier on "Jon and Kate Plus 8", then I swear to never watch reality television again.  Ok, maybe never is a strong word, but I really like this show and it's beginning to slowly destroy their oh so loving image.  Come back to earth Kate-I think we are losing you! And for the love of god, stop appearing on Larry King, etc to tell your story-your making things worse! Don't make me talk about that- not so white girl- haircut of yours! 

AND THE WINNER OF DANCING WITH THE STARS IS....

SHAWN JOHNSON AND MARK BALLAS-CONGRATS! 

LAUREN IS L.A. CANDY

Lauren Conrad seems to keep moving ahead in capitalizing from her instant fame after being on the reality series "The Hills".  She is releasing a book titled L.A. Candy which is about "what it's like to come of age in Hollywood while starring in a reality TV show, written by a girl who has experienced it all firsthand," the synopsis says.  

Oprah I got a new book for you to add to your book club! 

BROOKE TURNS 21..BUT LOOKS 30

Brooke Hogan celebrates her 21st birthday at Club Pure in Las Vegas and of course Daddy Hulk is there to make sure he is the only one that is allowed to rub tanning lotion on her booty.  Is it just me or is there something a little weird and wrong about celebrating your 21st in a club with your daddy?  Hulk or not-he's gotta go!

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"LOVE SHAQ"

A&E is shooting a Pilot titled "Love Shaq", a reality series about Shaquille O'Neil on his quest to find love....ok joking-but wouldn't that be funny.  The show will actually follow O'Neil and his family. Looking forward to this being as catchy as the title of the show.  

Maybe they will delve down and deep to discover how he found out his "arranged wife" (currently ex-wife), words that came directly out of his mouth that I did bare witness to, purchased homes under other peoples names, all with his Shaqadellic money...Guess that's a different show all together: "Cheating Husbands and the Girls that Know how to Milk it." Love ya Big Daddy! 

YOUR FIRED!

It seems Donald Trump isn't the only one doing the firing around town. Tyra Banks, Ms. DIVA: Dumb, Inconsiderate, Vindictive and Annoying-fired supermodel Paulina Porizkova who replaced Twiggy on the judging panel on "America's Next Top Model" to what Producers say was due to a ego problem. Unless you are kissing Tyra's ass, seems you may catch yourself in the unemployment line.

Paulina doesn't hold back during her interview:

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“I must admit I was having a little bit of an issue with Tyra being late for every judging,” she told Billy. “It’s six hours later and I feel like I am being told my time is not as valuable as hers. They pointed out that I should shut up and be grateful for the job and that Tyra is really busy.”

“I think that my little hissy fits about ‘Well, we are all here on time. Why can’t she (Tyra)?’ didn’t go over all that well,” added Paulina, who replaced the previous judge, supermodel Twiggy.

When asked if there might have been an issue that she was the only other woman on the judging panel, Paulina said she didn’t think that was the case, especially when it comes to Tyra.

“I don’t think that in Tyra’s universe that’s even a consideration. I don’t think she cares,” she said. “I’m not even sure she was aware that I existed way out there in Siberia, much like I am not sure she knew Twiggy existed.”

And while Paulina and Tyra clearly didn’t get along in the professional landscape, did the two have any off-camera conversations?

“I wouldn’t know [what kind of person Tyra is] because all I know of her is literally when we are on set talking to each other in front of the cameras,” the supermodel said. “That is the only time she would speak to me.”

SURPRISE, SURPRISE

It wasn't a big shock when I learned Laguna Beach's Kristen Cavallari had been confirmed to take Lauren Conrad's place in the hit reality series "The Hills". Lauren brought a sensible, classy touch to the show and now with Kristen and Speidi-this show is about to get trashy! Just what reality television is all about!

Check out her interview:

On why she’s coming back to reality TV:
“The goal for me is to get my fans excited about me again. When I first started out, I had a celebrity name but I didn’t have the acting skills I have now. If I have some buzz with my name again, I feel like it will only help.”

On rumors that producers are plotting a romance between her and Justin Bobby (whichThe Hills producers deny):
“I have no idea! [laughs] I don’t think MTV would be like, ‘Oh you’re dating him now. This is your boyfriend.' But they might try and set up situations. I’m totally cool with that. Again, it’s a TV show and they need to make it entertaining.”

On how her version of The Hills will differ from Lauren’s:
“I’m a completely different person than Lauren. I have a lot more energy. I’m more outgoing. I’m a little more spontaneous. And she has a boyfriend so she’s not dating on the show. I’m very open to dating and finding a guy.”

On introducing Heidi and Spencer:
“It’s so funny. I guess it was 4 years ago. I was dating Brody [Jenner] and Spencer was Brody’s best friend. I had known Heidi when she was friends with Lauren when we were still filmingLaguna Beach. Heidi was like, ‘Hook me up with someone. I wanna meet a guy.’ And Brody and I were kinda like, ‘Well, maybe Spencer?’ We’ll see what happens.’ So we all went on a double date and they just hit it off right away and now they’re married.”

RYAN AND THE CREW DO "THE HILLS"

Watch as Ryan and his radio station staff make their own version of the reality series "The Hills".  Why can't my job be that fun. 


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A HEALTHY DIET MAKEOVER

Ryan Seacrest Productions is partnering up with ABC and British chef Jamie Oliver to ruin every junk food fanatic’s day.  This show will be based on Oliver’s highly praised school lunch project in the UK where he helped upgrade nutrition offerings within schools.  This show will bring Oliver to parts of America to help improve eating habits.  I did some research of my own and found that Forbes listed the top 20 most junk food obsessed cities where they are almost sure to visit:

 

Los Angeles is surely on the anorexic list.

 

                  Oklahoma City-obesity rate of 27.5

                  Pittsburgh

                  Memphis, Tenn.

                  Little Rock, Ark.

                  St. Louis

                  Nashville, Tenn.

                  Indianapolis

                  Birmingham, Ala.

                  Milwaukee

                  Minneapolis

                  Cleveland

                  Louisville, Ky.

                  Kansas City, Mo.

                  Raleigh-Durham, N.C.

                  Cincinnati, Ohio

                  Charlotte, N.C.

                  Syracuse, N.Y.

                  New Orleans; Mobile, Ala.

                  Salt Lake City; Boise, Idaho

       Dallas-Fort Worth, Texas

 

OMFG

What's worse then hearing nails scratching at the chalkboard?  Spencer Pratt rapping! Ahhhhhhhhhh!! You've gotta check this out:

Spencer rapping like he has no sense

Also check out his better half, Heidi Montag, the other part of the train wreck....I would be so embarrassed if this was me singing in this bubblegum music video.

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HERE COMES TROUBLE

It can't look good when your father is Rev Run and you get caught purchasing marijuana. 19 year old JoJo, who many of us may know from "Runs House", was not only seen purchasing the organic substance but he was also seen rolling a joint in the car then trying to get away by putting his car in reverse and nearly hitting the cop car. Holy crapola-this boy is in deep shit! Hey look on the bright side, this will temporarly keep him from making-uhhh, music that stinks.

HAPPY FRIDAY

FAMILY JEWELS

If I can't have The Osbournes, I'll happily settle for the Simmons family.  Gene Simmons Family Jewels opens a new season June 7 at 10p.  I don't know what it is with rock and roll families but they make for great television.  I love the openness they have with each other-Maybe a little T.M.I at times but I think it's a beautiful thing.

THINGS ARE GETTING A LITTLE COMPLICATED

This is pathetic-now the brother of the woman, Deanna, that Jon from "Jon and Kate Plus 8" was photographed with last week is telling reporters that his sister and Jon were having an affair.  

Deanna's brother says:

“She’s a nice girl, not a homewrecker. He is a bad liar. This isn’t healthy for her. But she is refusing to help herself, so here I am trying to help her myself. I hope this clears the air.”

Deanna says:  

“My brother is making this all up. He has no credibility … I can’t even stomach the lies he’s saying about me,” she told People. She admits they live together but said she’s kicking him out, so “He wanted to get back at me … he knows he’s getting kicked out of the house.” She also said, “My brother is very shady. He has no job. He has a criminal background. He was charged for drug distribution. He’s on probation right now.”

It's a he say-she say game they are playing now.  So sad when 8 kids and a wife are caught in the middle of all of it! 

GOTTI'S WAY IS HITTING THE HIGHWAY

CEO of The Inc., Irv Gotti is in season two of "Gotti's Way" on VH1.  I am team Deb Lorenzo, Irv's part time wife, who during the show works up the courage and guts to leave his ass.  Irv bluntly states that "he loves his wife to death, but not enough to stop F***ING.  Deb realizes that if she doesn't get out of this unhealthy relationship she may be passing down a dysfunctional model of a family to her three kids.  Deb is all messed up from her relationship with Irv-she seeks counseling and is constantly unhappy while he is out there doing whatever, whenever he wants.

At the same time, Deb takes part of the blame for allowing herself to remain in these circumstances, I am just glad she finally woke up.  Obviously the reason she put up with his shiz is because he took care of her financially and made sure she and their kids had whatever they needed.  F that! That is why I am out here trying to make my own money-so no man has that control over me...it's not working so well right now, but I will get there!

I LAUGED SO HARD-I ALMOST PEED IN MY PANTS!

On her new show "New York Goes to Work" Tiffany aka New York had me dying laughing.  America votes on a job they want to see her perform and if she completes the task successfully, she gets $10,000.  On last nights premiere she had to work as an exterminator, she did more running away and screaming then she did work but at the end, she received $10,000.  She is so over dramatic and crazy, this show is Hilarious!

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LAUREN, SPENCER AND HEIDI AS CARTOONS!

Check out Lauren Conrad on Family Guy.  I think they hit Spencer's look-a-like cartoon right on the dot!  

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DREW HELPS BREAK SEX ADDICTIONS

Not to long ago I came up with an idea... There should be a reality show based on addicts....but not drug addicts...I'm talking about sex addicts, shopping addicts, tanning addicts and so on and so forth. Dr. Drew beat me to it, VH1 is developing a show that will feature stars who, well-bascially want to have sex with anything with a pulse. Drew will council these sex addicts and help them and their hormones come down a notch...or ten. If you say your not interested in watching this show-your lieing!

The show is currently filming and TMZ has released the hoes-I mean addicts:

AMBER SMITH-Supermodel and was currently on Celebrity Rehad and Sober House-Poor girl is a mess!

KARI ANN PENICHE-Former Miss United States Teen who was stripped of her tilte after doing Playboy.

KENDRA JADE-Adult Film Actress

NICOLE NARAIN-Former Playmate and sex tape co-star with Collin Farrell.

DUNCAN ROY-A gay film Director and Producer, Script Writer and Art Director.

PENNY FLAME-Adult film actress and Director.

It appears counseling some of the cast's addiction, will also make them broke.

PICS OF THE DAY

HEF WANTS HIS RIGHT WING BACK

Although he has 3 new girlfriends, Hugh Hefner misses his blonde beauty, Holly Madison, in the mansion.

Hef said he would welcome Holly back with open arms anytime because she is the “love of his life.”

Holly says: “I loved my time at the mansion and think the world of Hef,” she said. “There comes a time in everyone’s life where they need to go their own way.”

Hef knows better, Holly wants playboy babies and the chance to be attached to his money forever and until he is ready to deliver- she is just not coming back.