IT'S THE WORLD AGAINST HEIDI AND SPENCER

Most people say, if you don't have anything intelligent to say, don't say anything at all. So Spencer, pullleaase shut the f**k up already!  

Heidi and Spencer appear on the Late Show with Conan O'Brien to promote their insightful book "How to be a Moron." In case you can't grab yourself a copy, the clips below are just the guide you need to make that next step to moron-ness.  

Spencer wants to be the President.  His reasoning...check it out for yourself! 

Can't get enough, want more....Take a look at The Insider interview.  This is more of a screaming match than an interview.  Their bad publicity saga continues to grow their pockets fatter and fatter....

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A MUST READ...

This book is a must read...BUT only if you are willing to sacrifice a few or so brain cells and be ready to transform into the biggest loser...and I'm not talking about winning that fat people reality show either.

Heidi and Spencer release a book titled "How to be Famous"-the ultimate guide to becoming the least liked person and the biggest douche in Hollywood.   As a bonus, get this, included is a a step by step lesson from Heidi on how to make it in the music business and not even know how to sing.  There's pictures too! 

Now tell me that all is not worth the $13.59 purchase price on Amazon.  

This is how the book is being advertised. No joke....

You will: 

• Learn how to say I hate you without opening your mouth--Heidi's exclusive tutorial
• Increase your capacity for evil with Spencer's "Villain-o-meter"
• Discovery why getting and talking about plastic surgery is a must
• Unlock the secrets of celebrity couple math (e.g. Speidi > Heidi + Spencer)
• Mesmerize the media with outrageous behavior
• Bow down to the power of the paparazzi

OMAROSA SEARCHES FOR LOVE

Calling all freaks who love psycho girls, no this isn't the I love New York casting...It's "The Apprentice's" crazy drama queen, Omarosa, who will be searching for her new bitch (love interest) on "Omarosa's Ultimate Merger" from a selection of 12 unstable men.  

Donald Trump is not only offering his Las Vegas hotel, Trump Intl. Hotel and Tower, as the shoot location but he will also be offering his two sense on camera AND will be partnering up with Juma Entertainment to produce the show for TV One.  

All I'm wondering is, when is she finally going to take that damn wig off and reveal to the world that she/he is a gay man? 

THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO HMMMMMMMM

It's an interesting morning when you go to work and get this-

I think they may be trying to tell us something...

And it's an interesting night when a friend reveals her new tattoo, that's been cleverly placed for all to see, on her wrist-

Damn it, just one push to far and see what happens. Sorry girl!

HILARIOUS REALITY SHOW PARODIES

Late Night with Jimmy Falon parody of Real Housewives: 

Regis & Kelly Parody of one of my favorite shows-The Rachel Zoe Project: Kelly does a great job impersonating Rachel Zoe and her assistant Taylor.

Regis & Kelly Parody of Survivor: