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"BASKETBALL WIVES" LANDS A SPOT ON VH1

Curious minds wonder, VH1 delivers. VH1 will be airing "Basketball Wives" March 15th. The show will include the wives and girlfriends of players Shaquille O'Neal, Eric Williams, Antoine Walker, Jermaine O'Neal and Udonis Haslem. Shaq's wife Shaunie,"the conspiracy", will also receive executive producer credits.

These woman will reveal the hardships of their relationships and demonstrate how shopping can solve almost any problem.

The way I see it, there are going to be 4 different types of people who will tune in to view the hopeful train wreck:

1) Groupie Alert, they've "smashed" these so called "spoken for" men and now, it's time to let it all out- "girl, that bi**ch Shaunie ain't nothing-I saw Shaq last night and he gave me a quarter of the Kobe special-I should be on this reality show."

2) Up and coming gold diggers. Free seminars don't come around often.

3) The chronic ADD channel flipper who discovers a program that catches their attention...for 5 minutes.

4) And lastly, the reality whores-who me? The better the train wreck, the more worthy it is of my time.

Whomever you are, enjoy the show!

HOARDERS IS A MESS OF A DISEASE

There is nothing like watching a show that reminds you how normal you are.

We all have the tendency to keep things rather than throw them away, just in case....we make up excuses, wait for trends to return, or just become lazy bums that don't feel like spending hours going through our precious junk. Hoarders are an extreme case of this.

Had a chance to check out A&E's reality show "Hoarders." Disposophobia is a mess of a disease. It's like how a homeless man is with his shopping cart, times a billion. Hoarders are individuals who fail to dispose of their...nasty shit, by that I mean their useless belongings, not exactly sure what they do with their doo doo. In episode one, Augustine didn't have a working toilet so maybe she held some sort of attachment to hers.

In the end, very brave individuals form a cleaning crew and help toss the shit and belongings away. Then, off to help the next Hoarder with his/her shit hole.

Airs Monday's at 10/9c on A&E.