SINGING EXCITES STEVE

You just can't help but to feel sorry for someone like this...Steve auditioned on X Factor and his "downstairs friend" gave more of a show then his singing.  Check it out:

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JOE FRANCIS IS ON DRUGS!

As if we already didn't know, last night's event really proved it.  Apparently, Jayde Nicole, Brody Jenner's girlfriend, witnessed Joe Francis hitting on a friend of hers, at the club they were celebrating Brody's birthday and felt the need to go over and throw her drink on Francis. Francis then punched Jayde in the face, pulled her hair then started kicking her like she was being initiated into a gang or something.  WTF! Where was the rest of 'The Hills" gang?

Then his punk ass was seen running away.  He was even smart enough to take his shirt off, so the cops couldn't identify him.

CLICK HERE FOR MORE DETAILS AND to see Jayde talk about the experience. 

KATHERINE MCPHEE RESURFACES AS A BLONDE

Check out exclusive footage of behind the scenes at her music video shoot.  

PAULA RETURNS TO HOST VH1'S DIVAS

Train wrecks are ALWAYS a hot commodity.  Paul Abdul already struck her first deal, since her long run on American Idol, as a host of VH1's Divas which is due to air Sept 17 @ 9pm.  She announced on twitter: Hi guys! im really excited 2 announce ill b hosting this year's "Vh1 Divas"!The show will be live on Sept 17th @ 9 pm EST.

 VH1 announcement:

A superstar diva in her own right with sales of over 50 million records and six number one hits, multiple Emmy and Grammy awards winner Paula Abdul is set to host the “VH1 Divas” live concert event. 

Joining the star-studded list of “Divas” performers is one of America’s favorite pop idols – the platinum selling artist, Jordin Sparks.  Previously announced “Divas” include Adele, Kelly Clarkson, Leona Lewis and Miley Cyrus.  The “VH1 Divas” concert will be televised live on VH1 on Thursday, September 17 at 9:00pm.

ONE BAD APPLE SPOILS THE BUNCH

Holy Shit! This story is straight out of a movie.  Ryan Jenkins, who was a suspected murderer in the killing of Jasmine Fiore's, has committed suicide.  He appeared in "Megan Wants a Millionaire" and was apparently also the winner of "I Love Money".  VH1 will now remove Megan Wants a Millionaire from air and they will not release I love Money which was due to air in Jan.  I tell you one thing, he left a lot of pissed off people behind.  What is even more frightening, is he appeared to actually be one of the more "normal" guys on the show and not a creep weirdo who was screwed up in the head! 

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MTV:"It brings some closure to what's going on," Fiore's mother, Lisa Lepore, told the"Today" show on Monday. Saying she had mixed feelings about Jenkins' death, Lepore took some comfort in knowing that her ex-son-in-law, who was considered armed and dangerous and was the subject of a six-day cross-border manhunt, is "no longer a threat." Despite his death, she said, "We still have a long process of closure," adding that she was disappointed that his suicide ended the possibility that he would be tried for his alleged crimes.

27 YEAR OLD TEACHER, DANYL JOHNSON, IMPRESSES SIMON COWELL

You've gotta be REALLY good to impress the rough critic, Simon Cowell but you must be freakin' AMAZING for him to say "Danyl, that was single-handedly the best first audition I’ve ever heard."  Check out Danyl Johnson's audition on the UK's X Factor.

Danyl's Live Audition

JACKSON BRO'S SHOOT REALITY SHOW

Despite the recent loss of Michael Jackson to corrupt doctors, the Jackson brothers are moving full force ahead with the A&E reality show which was apparently supposed to feature a reunion with Michael Jackson.  Now, the show will focus around the death of Michael.  Nothing like watching a bunch of koo koo's on TV.  

MEGAN WANTS A MURDERER?

And when you thought this show couldn't get any creepier... A contestant from "Megan Wants A Millionaire"- finalist, Ryan Alexander Jenkins, is being questioned for the murder of his ex-lover and model-Jasmine Fiore who was found strangled to death and stuffed in a suitcase. Uh hello, he was on the show, obviously he's a little sick in the head!  VH1 has reportedly pulled the show off the air and their website.

UPDATE: TMZ is now reporting that according to Hauserman, Jenkins went to Las Vegas right after being booted from "Megan Wants a Millionaire" when it was taped earlier this year, met Fiore at a strip club and married her two days later. Fiore's mother, Lisa Lapore, tells the Los Angeles Times, that the couple was not married, but merely dating.

WEAVE BE GONE

Tyra Banks has vowed to go weaveless for the next season of America's Next Top Model.  It's about time she put her foot down and said-YES, I am bald America, so what!

THERE IS A TIME AND PLACE FOR EVERYTHING

Kourtney coincidentally released the news of her pregnacy right before the premiere of her and Khloe's new reality show " Kourtney and Khloe take Miami" and averaged 2.7 million viewers. Guess they proved they could do it without Kim after all.

  

THIS IS JAZMIN'S HOUSE

House of Jazmin revolves around 20 year old, Jazmin Whitley, her family and her friend Morgan, who by the way, was on a previous MTV show "True Life I have OCD" and who was also in a hosting class I took some years ago-Ah the joy of having friends in higher places- finally made her dreams come true. Jazmin is a fashion designer for her own line Li Cari-You go girl-and the show will capture her as she takes care of business on and off the clock. Although, I must say-I can already tell her valley girl voice and Paris Hilton expressions are going to possibly be poison for the show. 

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MR. REALITY STRIKES AGAIN

P.Diddy and Mark Burnett team up to make a look-a-like version of American Idol, titled P.Diddy's StarMaker.  14 contestants will battle it out to become the next (temporary) superstar and will receive a deal with Bad Boy.  Ain't it time for Diddy to take a long vacation-Along with this show, his other reality show "Making His Band" is currently airing and if you ask me that is a little too much on screen airtime anyone should want to see of his cocky ass!  90 min premiere airs Aug 16th at 10p.

IS IT A BIRD, A FLY, J-LO?...JUST KIM KARDASHIAN

I'll let you be the judge of these hideous pics.

KATE CONTINUES TO HOLD ON TO WHATEVER FAME SHE HAS LEFT

You would think by the set up of this interview on the Today show, Kate Gosselin had something more important to talk about then her-who really gives a beep-relationship with bozo and stupid rumors!

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KIMORA AND AMISTAD W/ NEW BABY KENZO MAGAZINE PIX

The first thing I think of when I see them together is-WOW, he must be a hell of a man to deal with her annoying ass day in and day out...forever!  Congrats on the new addition! 

FAREWELL, GOODBYE, I THINK I'M GONNA CRY

Ok not quite....Paul Abdul officially announced she is leaving American Idol...are you telling me someone else is going to pay her more money to do almost nothing -Either that or she is just stuck on stupid.

"With sadness in my heart, I've decided not to return to [American Idol]," Abdul wrote in a series of late Tuesday night postings on her Twitter account. 

"I'll miss nurturing all the new talent,  but most of all being a part of a show that I helped from [Day 1] become an international phenomenon," she continued. 

"What I want to say most, is how much I appreciate the undying support and enormous love that you have showered upon me.  It truly has been breathtaking, especially over the past month.  I do without any doubt have the BEST fans in the entire world and I love you all." 

REALITY SHOW FAKERS

I find this very entertaining!! E! will air a series titled "Reality Hell" which will appear to, an onlooker, as a reality show but in fact will be composed of actors pretending to shoot a reality show...then when they think the joke can't go on any longer, someone pops out and yells "You've been PUNKED"! Well at least everything, minus the punked part.  Sundays at 10:30 on E!

REALITY TV SAVES CAREERS

"Stars" these days seem to be clinging on to reality television as tight as they can, with hopes, they can save their career.  Lisa Raye will be joining the cast and will be starring in her own reality show which will focus on getting her shit together...sound familiar?

WHO WANTS TO SEE KEVIN FEDERLINE'S JELLY BELLY ON TV?

There is a 50/50 chance this may happen. Kevin is currently filming a Pilot in Vegas of a reality show he hopes will be picked up by a very, very desperate network. This guy is so lucky he had kids with Brittany Spears...I'm afraid, if not, there would be someone doing a documentary on him titled "The Rise and Even Quicker Fall-True Story of Kevin Federline". What's even sadder is, this guy could be so cute-if only-he had some sense.

Us Weekly: "The show will reportedly center around Federline's life as a full-time dad. (He has two sons -- Jayden James, 2, and Sean Preston, 4 -- with Spears, and he has two children with ex-girlfriend Shar Jackson.)"