RAY J WANTS MORE REALITY

Ok, it's my little dirty secret but once upon a time, I used to think Ray J had a little tiny itty bit of sex appeal, THEN I watched "For the Love of Ray J" and his douchness quickly "smashed" over the sexiness and NOW, well...he's just a corn ball, like almost every other guy in L.A.

Ok so, back on topic-Ray J seems to be taking his love for reality television down another venture and is currently working with the "serial reality train wreck spin off" production company, 51 Minds Entertainment to develop a series focused on his fam bam.

Oh geesh, I don't know that I really care enough about his family to watch, besides, isn't Brandy like soooo 7 years ago?

KIM ZOLCIAK WANTS TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING

It's obvious Kim Zolciak from Real Housewives of Atlanta knew exactly what she was getting into when she decided NOT to wear any panties underneath her dress.  And we all thought she was trying to sell wigs.  Well done Kim, you have successfully made it to the "shit we wish we would of never seen" list.

BIG BROTHER=$500,000=PRISON TIME

Big Brother 9 winner Adam Jasinski took his $500,000 prize winnings from the show and started a flourishing business of selling oxycodone pills.  Adam made a clever business decision on Oct. 8 to fly to Boston to sell 2,000 pills and was instead picked up by his dear friend Mr. DEA-game over Adam. 

He is now facing 20 years in prison and a 1 million dollar fine, which means I am now out a dealer...fug <-----that was a joke btw.  

It amazes me how dumb people can be these days-If you are going to take the risk of doing something illegal-at least be smart about it-Is that too much to ask?

ALIENS APPEAR ON EARTH

I am just waiting for the press release that reads: "Balloon boy and family get own reality show."

So this is the thing- the parents of the balloon boy and their children are aliens disguised as humans, who have come to earth from another planet and their one duty from their master alien is to make the world aware of who they are by appearing on television-Wife Swap was just the start for the aliens. Look at the boy-he completely gives them away. Makes a little more sense now, huh?

They may have to flee off to where they came from soon-maybe in that fancy balloon of theirs, word is, criminal charges will likely be filed. Wonder if they get charged the same way as humans do?

IT'S SOOO HAAARD TO SAY GOOD-BYE

As hard as it is for Kate to realize she married a douche!  

The show "Jon & Kate Plus 8" is FINALLY going dark in November-hopefully forever. So just another month of grueling footage of the oh sooo sooo sad saga of Jon and Kate.  

I don't even know where to begin with Jon, after watching Nancy Grace rip him 3 new ones as he looked at her with is pathetic puppy dog eyes and stu stu stuttered his way through, you could only think...maybe he has learned to do us all a favor and keep his stealing ass off of television...drugs are baaaaaad! Now....off to court.  

THE DOG KILLER GETS A SHOW

Now I know how much all you animal lovers would love to see Michael Vick attached to a ball and chain but these days- every bad deed doesn't go unrewarded.  Just learned that Michael Vick will be starring in his own reality show on BET.  He wants people to see the real him, and to forget his alter ego-the guy who was running the dogfighting ring.  The real him loves animals. Not convinced? Maybe he will do a better job convincing you when the series hits air sometime next year. Woof woof.  

"The series spotlights his controversial comeback with the Philadelphia Eagles while also examining his tumultuous past — including his troubled childhood and his 2007 arrest for running a dogfighting ring,” according to the L.A. Times. 

ISN'T IT IRONIC

How creepy is it going to be to watch DJ AM on the MTV reality show "Gone Too Far".  With the consent of DJ AM's fam bam, MTV will air eight episodes of the show starting Oct 12th at 10pm. 

So his loss has probably touched hundreds to thousands of people but how happy is MTV right now-the viewer ratings on the show has easily doubled, if not tripled-nothing gets in the way of show business....except of course, your a creepy weirdo on a dating reality show that kills his girlfriend than commits suicide...there's an exception to everything.