Tuesday, March 31, 2009

DUMB AND DUMBER ARE BACK FOR ANOTHER SEASON



Brothers Real and Chance are back for another season of "A Real Chance of Love". These guys are as corny as corny gets. Casting just wrapped up and now the strippers and call girls can get back to work. Last season Chance dumped the last two girls standing and walked away alone while Real found his one true love...or not. It's shows like this that make people hate reality television!

NEW YORK IS BACK......AGAIN!


51 Minds creators and Executive Producers, Mark Cronin and Cris Abrego can't get enough of crazy ass Tiffany Pollard aka "New York" and I don't blame them-New York and her psycho mother produce great ratings.  New York will now be on a show titled "New York Goes to Work".  The concept of this show feels like a video game to me.  Viewers will vote on their mobile phones each week on three possible job opportunities for New York.  If she does well, she gets $5,000 and if she fails, she gets nada penny.  As you know- I love my train wreck shows so I'll have to catch this when it airs May 4 at 10p on VH1.  You know her mama is going to be somewhere in this show with her devil ass! 

Monday, March 30, 2009

REALITY TELEVISION STARS MUGSHOTS

Mary Delgado-"The Bachelor"

T.I-"45 Days to Redemption"

SHANTE BROADUS-"Snoop Dogg's Fatherhood"-Snoops Wifey

Nicole Richie "The Simple Life"

Matt Roloff-"Little People, Big World"

Khloe Kardashian-"Keeping Up With the Kardashians"

Frank Agnello-"Growing Up Gotti"

Andy Dick-"Sober House"

Nick Allan Bollea (Hogan)-"Hogan Knows Best"
Jessica-"Laguna Beach"

Paris Hilton-"The Simple Life" & "My New BFF"

Snoop Dogg-"Snoop Dogg's Fatherhood" & "Dogg After Dark"

Slade Smiley-"The Real Housewives of Orange County"

Friday, March 27, 2009

AND ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST....ALMOST


Dancers from "Dancing with the Stars" are dropping like flies.   Holly Madison is the latest to get injured on the show.  She has painful injuries to her ribs but hopes to come back to the show Monday. 


Is it just me or does Holly always look really awkward on the show. 

The Hurt List (so far):
Jewel
Nancy O'Dell
Steve-O
Steve Wozniak
Holly Madison
Denise Richards


ATTENTION ALL BISEXUAL SLUTS & TOOLS


The new season of MTV's "A Shot at Love" is auditioning.  Who will it be?


Audition notice:

Pack your bags, and leave your morals behind, because this is one promiscuous adventure where rules are meant to be broken. Prepare to be a hoe, a tool, laugh and party in a rented spectacular Hollywood Hills mansion for 6 grueling weeks and battle it out to be the first to sleep with our bachelorette.




THE OSBOURNES RELOADED

The show looks really really funny!  Can't wait...Love the Osbournes!! 


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Thursday, March 26, 2009

TOGETHER FOREVER-JON & KATE PLUS THEIR 8!


Rumors spread about Jon cheating on Kate.  I am soo happy this is not true! That would be a damn shame!  Love the show!!


Jon Gosselin is setting the record straight, releasing a statement that reads

“It is certainly hurtful for people to spread rumors and lies about us. It certainly makes me reluctant to live my life like the average person would. This has made it very clear that the simplest innocent gesture -— such as taking a picture with a fan, can be taken out of context. As you can see on the show, I am not perfect, but I am a part of a loving family and couple.”

PEREZ HILTON HOSTS "BAD GIRLS CLUB 3" REUNION

OK, OK We get it-You are Bad Girls! Perez fits in just perfect with the cast.



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Tuesday night's season finale of Bad Girls Club on Oxygen was the top telecast for the day with W18-34 among all cable networks and became the series' most watched telecast among total viewers. Bad Girls Club's final episode also generated a lot of online activity as it was one of the top ten topics on Twitter. 

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

I AM NOT A PROSTITUTE!!!




REALLY?!?!?  I should be pitching a reality show called “I AM NOT A PROSTITUTE”.  So I live in Sherman Oaks and after work around 8:30-9:00pm everyday I take my dog for a short walk.  Minding my own business, I happen to at times stop at street corners to let my dog do her thing.   At that time a car will be driving at regular speed down the street until the male in the car catches a glimpse and sees a female standing on a dark street by herself, unable to see the dog leash in hand.   Usually the car is occupied by a male in his late 20’s to early 30’s.   He slows down and stares sometimes even cracking the car window- waiting for a response on my side, the only response he gets is me starring back at him with eyes that say-what the fuck are you staring at! So he drives off- then makes a circle around the neighborhood and comes back for reassurance.  Fuck off man, I am just walking my dog! This has happened to me FOUR times!! Aren't we in a recession, go bang your wife or girlfriend!

 

Now you may ask, why do I believe these John Doe’s think I am a prostitute.  Well because I have, on several repeated occasions, seen prostitutes around the area.  Not only have I seen them walk down the street, I have also seen them being dropped off and even getting booted out of cars- literally right in front of my building on Sepulveda.   At one point of time, I was going to shoot a documentary style piece and have my friend walk down the street, she wasn't to hyped about my idea, and film her as several cars slowed down mistaking her for a prostitute.  Did I mention I live in Sherman Oaks! Just thought I’d share.  J

SHUT YOUR MOUTH!


WHOEVER WROTE THIS MUST NOT LIVE IN L.A.! 

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

CHECK OUT DAWN!


In Vibe Magazine...not really diggin the pic...Like the concept, hate the shoes!


TOP HEADLINES NEWS FOR THE DAY: TUESDAY



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**WOMAN ACUSED OF STEALING BREAST IMPLANTS...Hilarious but yet so sad!





**DAVID LETTERMAN GETS HITCHED! ABOUT MOTHER SUCKEN TIME! 

REALITY TV AT IT'S FINEST!

IMAC UPDATE:


Due to the large response and increasing interest with "I Manage a Celebrity" which is also my personal fav....I will be updating you of everything that happens with the show...In case you haven't seen it already, check out the new billboard promoting the show located at Sunset and Highland in Hollywood! Air date-TBA

Monday, March 23, 2009

SIT DOGGY, SIT...


Dog Whisperer is being renewed for it's sixth season on the National Geographic Channel...I happen to love this show! The dog whisperer himself, Cesar Milan, I swear was a dog in his past life and has been reincarnated to a human. He is the Albert Einstein of dogs!


A dog is just like a child, if it doesn't get punished...it will do whatever, whenever it wants!

TED HAGGARD TO APPEAR ON "DIVORCE COURT"

I had the chance to watch the documentary "The Trials of Ted Haggard" Alexandra Pelosi made on former evangelical pastor, Ted Haggard, before and after the fall of his career. He was accused and admitted of having a homosexual relationship with a prostitute. The guy has been through hell and back and after watching the documentary, I don't care what anyone else has to say, I feel bad for the guy!! Everyone has their problems and secrets and no one has the right to point fingers...the only difference with him was his secret was made public to the world.


Now he and his wife will appear on Divorce Court scheduled to air April 1. They will be intereviewed by the judge on how his marriage survived the scandal. I wouldn't be able to stay with a man after he's been with another man, but more power to them.

Friday, March 20, 2009

TOP HEADLINES NEWS FOR THE DAY: FRIDAY


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**SUSPECTS TOSS $17K IN CASH ONTO FREEWAY





**CA JOBLESS RATE HITS 10.5 PERCENT 





REALITY NEWS UPDATE

The Real Housewives of New Jersey premiering May 12 at 11p on Bravo



Reality television production company 495 Productions announced it renewed its non-exclusive, three series commitment agreement with MTV. The company already produces the A Shot at Love franchise. 

NBC is launching The Sing Off, described as the first completely a cappella singing competition series.

WANNA LOSE WEIGHT

COME JOIN IN ON THIS BOOTCAMP!



Thursday, March 19, 2009

"TAKING THE STAGE" SERIES PREMIERE TONIGHT!

I can appreciate a show like this...people with REAL talent & passion trying to make a name and some money for themselves!


Thursday at 10p on MTV

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TOP HEADLINE NEWS FOR THE DAY: THURSDAY

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**SUSPECT IN SOCAL GAS WORKERS SLAYINGS FOUND SHOT.



 


**7.7 QUAKE STRIKES SOUTH PACIFIC

THE HILLS MAY BE OVER BUT....


The stars from "The Hills" seem to be moving ahead  full force with their own reality shows. Audrina Patridge struck a deal with Mark Burnett Prods for her own reality show that will follow her personal and professional life.  They will start pitching the show to networks next week.  And the saga continues...there is no end in sight people- so just get used to it!


THIS SHOW IS AWESOME "TOUGH LOVE"


This show answers why these women can't find everlasting love.  Women have always wanted to know how men think, this show tells all!  They couldn't of done a better job at casting for this show!  These girls can definitely use the help!  


Tough Love Airs on VH1 every Thursday at 10p ET/PT.  


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Wednesday, March 18, 2009

DISCOVERY CHANNEL REALITY NEWS UPDATE

MYTHBUSTERS WILL BE BACK ON DISCOVERY CHANNEL FOR A SEVENTH SEASON  APRIL 8 AT 9P.


DISCOVERY CHANNEL AIRS DOING DAVINCI APRIL 13 AT 10P.  THE SHOW WILL EXPLORE THE COMPLEX DRAWINGS OF LEONARDO DAVINCI TO SEE IF HIS DESIGNS ARE REALISTIC.  

TOP HEADLINES NEWS FOR THE DAY: WED


**SOCAL EAGERLY AWAITS PRESIDENT OBAMA'S ARRIVAL

**ONE-LEGGED MAN FOUND DEAD IN VAN NUYS

**I REFUSE TO REPORT ON THE OCTOMOM! 

**MAN SAYS RADIO TOLD HIM TO KILL 6-YR OLD...Please get the crazy people off the streets!

**KANYE WEST FACES CHARGES FOR SCUFFLE...Trouble!

**KOBE BRYANT REPORTS FOR JURY DUTY...this is news, don't we all go to jury duty?

**NATASHA RICHARDSON DEAD AT 45 AFTER SUFFERING INJURIES IN A SKI ACCIDENT...soo sad!

YOU HAVEN'T SEEN CRAZY....

UNTIL YOU HAVE SEEN "BAD GIRLS CLUB"!!! These are some serious crazy biatches!

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Tuesday, March 17, 2009

TOP HEADLINES NEW FOR THE DAY: TUESDAY

**SENATOR: AIG EXECS SHOULD QUIT OR DIE


**SO CAL MAN BELIEVED MAULED BY DOGS

**CHIMP ATTACK VICTIM'S FAMILY SEEKS $50M

**BULLMASTIFFS EUTHANIZED AFTER FATAL ATTACK

**SERIAL FLASHER SOUGHT IN EL SEGUNDO

**ACTRESS CRITICAL AFTER SKI FALL

Monday, March 16, 2009

YOU KNOW YOU ARE NOT A TOP MODEL WHEN YOU....




...start a huge brawl during a Top Model audition! A fight broke out on Saturday afternoon in New York during the Top Model Auditions.  No word yet on how the fight started.  Two people were hospitalized and three people were arrested. Apparently those girls got in line for the wrong reality show!  They thought they were in line for:

Auditions were cancelled and police are investigating to find out what happened.  Sounds like someone tried to cut in line to me!

TOP HEADLINE NEWS FOR THE DAY: MONDAY


**JUDGE CANCELS LINDSAY LOHAN'S ARREST WARRANT  

**FIRST OF OCTUPLETS COULD GO HOME TODAY...WIPPEEEE 

**DON IMUS BATTLING PROSTATE CANCER

**STUDENTS SKIP CLASS FOR PROTEST RALLY

**MAN HOSPITALIZED AFTER MACHETE ATTACK

**AUSTRIAN INCEST DAD DENIES MURDER

Friday, March 13, 2009

CHECK ME OUT! THE FUTURE OF SHOPPING IN DUBAI!

TOP HEADLINE NEWS FOR THE DAY: TGIF!!

**TEACHERS STAGE "PINK SLIP" RALLIES


**GIRL KILLED BY ICE CREAM TRUCK ON 1ST BIRTHDAY.

**ELDERLY MAN STABBED IN SHERMAN OAKS

FOR THESE REALITY STARS "LIFE IS WHAT YOU LEARN BETWEEN THE SHEETS"


Thanks to a posting on my page by an anonymous reader... I was able to learn that Talan from Laguna Beach and Aubrey O'Day from Danity Kane/Making the Band have turned into "actors". This reminds me of "American Pie" on crack! The sad part is they probably got paid really well for this gig.


1 -866 -IDOL PHONE SEX LINE


This I found HILARIOUS! A phone sex company snatched the number 1-866-IDOLS-13 as a strategy in hoping to get Idol fans who want to vote in for their favorite contestant to instead dial in to speak to Tracey-a hot sexy woman who likes long walks on the beach. In the past FOX has used 1-866-IDOLS #0-12 for the show. Hey you can't hate on them for trying!

Thursday, March 12, 2009

TOP HEADLINE NEWS FOR THE DAY: THURSDAY

**PURSUIT SUSPECT FATALLY SHOT BY POLICE


**POSSIBLE DRUG LAB FOUND IN LONG BEACH

**MAN DIES AFTER EATING WILD MUSHROOMS...Teach ya'll a lesson not to eat those damn mushrooms!

**MAN SURVIVES NIAGARA FALLS PLUNGE...lucky man!

**MOUNTAIN LIONS SPOTTED IN GLENDALE

**SEARS TOWER GETS NEW NAME

MARIAH CAREY STANDS BY HER MAN!


Ok so I have to admit, when I first heard of the news that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon were getting married, I thought What in the hell is wrong with her?!?  But the couple remains strong and may just be proving that this relationship is for real! Nick who has replaced previous judge, Jerry Springer, on "America's Got Talent" has convinced wifey- Mariah Carey to appear as a guest judge on the NBC show.  


Every time I see a picture of the two, I think... something is wrong with this! but hey if they are happy, I am happy for them! 

“Mariah is a superstar and rarely does TV appearances, but this is for her husband,” says an In Touch insider. “In addition to her stint as a guest judge, she’s even planning on being a regular in the audience.”

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

TOP HEADLINES NEWS FOR THE DAY: WED


**SOCAL BOY KILLED BY GARAGE DOOR

**OCTOMOM: I'M BUYING NEW HOME, NOT DAD-Who gives a shit!!

**GUNMAN AMONG 16 KILLED IN HIGH SCHOOL SHOOTING

**GUNMAN IN ALABAMA RAMPAGE RECENTLY QUIT JOB: AUTHORITIES SEARCH FOR MOTIVE IN SPREE THAT LEFT 11 DEAD, INCLUDING THE SHOOTER

**Tapout’s Charles “Mask” Lewis Reportedly Dies in Car Accident; Driver Arrested....Sooo sad, he was racing another car and lost control. Another example of the huge danger behind racing!


**BRISTOL PALIN & ONCE SOON TO BE HUSBAND SPLIT....She already made one mistake by getting pregnant at 18, I'm sure she didn't want to make another!