JON IS WALKING A THIN LINE

Jon from "Jon and Kate Plus 8" has to be extra careful where he goes and who is seen with these days.  Not only will the paparazzi make news of it and blow it out of proportion but Kate will beat him up, no seriously I think she can take him.

Jon: "I went to Legends to speak to the owner. A friend of mine wanted to check out my car, so I let her drive it to her car," he says. "Yes, I have female friends -- but that is all she is. I'm not going to end my friendships just because I'm on TV."

Although, Jon does apologize and say that being out late showed poor judgement on his end.  

The paparazzi is going to end up breaking this couple apart...uggghh.

MELISSA RYCROFT IS BOOTIFUL!

After having been booted by the Bachelor, Melissa shares many smiles.  She makes it on People's 2009 most beautiful list.  Talk about a come back...bachelor who?

KIM SAYS SHE LOVES HER CURVES BUT....

What she really means is she loves her booty.   She knows damn well she visits doctor's to get her cellulite sucked out.  

Kim: "Everyone should be proud of their bodies, curves & all!"

GIULIANA AND BILL RANCIC...AND ME

Newlyweds, E! news anchor Giuliana and The Apprentice winner Bill Rancic will shoot a reality show based on their demanding careers as they hold their marriage together . 

This show will be interesting to me ONLY because I get to see the behind the scenes life of an entertainment host.  I, at one time in my life, pursued a career as a host, even spending $500 dollars for a 2 day grand theft hosting boot camp.  I love hosting not only because you get to be you in front of a camera but more because it helped me wiggle out of my shell and push to become the person I strive to be-energetic, personable and a good listener.  

CHECK OUT MY HOSTING REEL-It was my first time in front of a camera and I was terrified-so be gentle:

 

WILL LAUREN REGRET HER DECISION?

"The Hills" will continue on without Lauren Conrad as Heidi and Spencer and the rest of the camera hungry cast move forward to the next season.  Although Audrina struck a deal and will be shooting her own show, she will still grace us with her lovely presence, maybe as Brody's girlfriend, on the next season of The Hills.  You think Lauren will regret leaving the show as she remains in the background while the show pushes forward? Personally , I feel she is going to feel left out and want to be the center of attention again once she is able to settle down and be away from the cameras for a bit. 

 Rumors are circulating that, Laguna Beach's drama queen, Kristen Cavallari will take Lauren's place.  That can only mean trouble! 

WHY DOES THIS SHOW KEEP GETTING RENEWED?

MTVs has just ordered 80 episodes of Parental Control.  This show sucks, it's fake and just a waste of airtime.  Parents set their daughter or son on a date with someone they think is suitable for them in hopes of getting their child to ditch the person they are currently in a relationship with.  Great way to show your kids what commitment is all about...corny!! 

SPEIDI MARRY

As many of us may already know Spencer and Heidi wed this weekend and for real this time while Heidi twittered all the way through...

"Final touches before the wedding!!!"

"All the people are almost here!"

"Spencer is a loser-Why am I marrying him"

So what if I made up the last one....Please god don't let me ever be that obsessed to the internet!

KOURTNEY'S SEXY SHOOT FOR MAXIM-DOING WHAT THE KARDASHIANS DO BEST

Not feeling these pics one bit.

I SEE PLAYBOY IN THE NEAR FUTURE...

MTV'S "BULLY BEATDOWN" IS A FAKE

Jason Miller doesn't hold anything back when he talks about his experience on the show-guess he doesn't care too much about keeping his job:

Bully Beatdown is completely fake. Everyone on it is actors. Everyone involved with the show knows that it is fake and we script pretty much everything that comes out of their mouth. I have not yet got an executive producer credit, or a writer's credit- but I write the bully's dialouge myself. I will be E.P. on season two. That's right, our scripted fake show is suppossedly doing so well done that we will be getting a season two. Makes my stomach hurt that I'm selling this slop. I'm sorry.

The fights are the most complicated portion of the show. The real trick is, hiring stuntmen that are so skilled that they can make it look like we are putting them in 16 oz gloves, headgear and convincingly get beat up by mixed martial artists. We looked high and low, but we found them, and made the show really convincing. Unfortunately, the people on the internet are much too bright to be fooled by this trickery, and have exposed us. This doesn't really affect us too much, because no one cares what a few back alley websites say about our hit MTV show, but I couldn't bear to read the forum with all this shame that I'm carrying around. I'm actually considering turning down the contract to host the next season because of the ridicule that I'm recieving on this board and others.

Again. I'm sorry interwebz. I apologize, sincerely.

FOR SIMON COWELL-CHANGE IS GOOD

Simon talks about not wanting to continue on American Idol for another five years and thoughts of departing the show if it slips from the #1 spot.  Why wait, leave now!  

“The idea that for the next five years, I’d be doing exactly what I’ve been doing for the past five years … the thought is just too depressing,” Cowell said in a recent interview in his trailer awaiting a taping of Idol at CBS Television City. “I’d go nuts, bored out of my mind. You have to evolve, you have to change. I like the challenge of launching something new.”

Asked if he would want to stay on Idol if the series ever slipped from No. 1 in the Nielsens, Cowell burst out laughing at the apparent obviousness of the answer.

“Absolutely not!” he said, looking horrified. “It's like running in the 100 meters and saying 'I came in fifth' -- then why bother? Being No. 1 is verging on an obsession with me. I don’t like being No. 2. I don’t mind when you start at No. 10 -- people don’t always go on as No. 1 -- and you’ve got somewhere to go. But if you’re at the point you’ve reached it, of course you want to stay there."

LAUREN CONRAD OPTS NOT TO ATTEND SPEIDI'S WEDDING

Heidi's desperation acts at getting Lauren back as a friend only proved to take her so far-Lauren tells MTV News she will not be attending Heidi and Spencers lame wedding.  She probably figures- what's the point-they will be divorced in less than a year anyways.

DANGER FROM "FOR THE LOVE OF RAY J" TELLS ALL AND CLEARS UP RUMORS

With her crazy ass! Check out the VH1 INTERVIEW

KOURTNEY AND KHLOE MOVE TO MIAMI

What's a reality show without the diva herself-Kim Kardashian?  Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian are moving on and ahead with their own show, currently titled "Kourtney and Khloe in Miami". Sounds like "The Hills" type of show-the girls will open a new Dash boutique in Miami and most importantly party like rock stars.  With Khloe's, all the time, bitchy attitude-I plan on this show being more irritating than entertaining.  

BROOKE HOGAN AND HER ITTY BITTY BF

Pictures of Brooke Hogan on the beach filming her new upcoming video "Falling".  I hate that she looks so damn old for her age.  She made sure to give her little boyfriend some TLC-He's doing a great job at keeping his hands to himself-I smell fear-Hulk Hogan must be near. 

ACCESS DENIED

Rod Blagojevich's request to travel to Costa Rica for the show "I'm a Celebrity...Get me Out of Here" has been denied by the judge.   Sorry loser, looks like your S.O.L. 

A COCKTAIL FOR RAY J

All the girls on this season of "For the Love of Ray J" were just blah...It came down to two girls in the end-reality show hopper Cocktail and two faced Unique. If I was him I would of rather of gone home empty handed-Ray J on the other hand chose the girl that layed it all out on the table, or should I say in the shower, the night before final eliminations....Joanna Hernandez, aka Cocktail, takes home the grand prize...Ray J as her boo...and if that wasn't enough for you, check out Cocktails INTERVIEW.

RUDY ENTERS THE REAL WORLD

She has come a long way from playing Rudy on "The Cosby Show" -now Ms. Keshia Knight Pulliam is ready to show another side of herself- to the world- with her live in boyfriend Kaseem Penn. Oxygen is developing a show titled "Keshia and Kaseem".   Who knows her reasoning for doing the show, I just hope it will be about more than just watching a rich woman who lives with her boyfriend.

TILA TEQUILA'S STALKER IS SICK IN THE HEAD

There's a wild one on the loose...Tila has a stalker and he is one creepy weirdo-He hacked into her twitter account and posted :“Tila Tequila is dead,”  It was followed by another that read, “I just broke into her house, killer her and her dog. Logged onto Twitter to tell you guys. She was signed on already. Tila Tequila is dead.”

Someone also broke into her house and locked her dog in the trunk of her car...You know this means war with every animal lover!

Tila wrote, “Im moving into a different house very soon because I have a stalker who is very much so endangering my life at the moment."  Poor girl, I would be petrified!  

ROSIE O'DONNELL: SUSAN BOYLE IS LIKE SHREK

Rosie O'Donnell compares Susan Boyle to shrek... in a loving-complimenting way.

Rosie O'Donnell tells People magazine that Boyle is "like Shrek comes to life.

"That moment is what every artist tries to capture," she said. "Here is this freaky miss, a fat, ugly girl, like Shrek comes to life, directing energy towards her soul. This was so rare ... something authentic in a world that is usually manufactured. It was a perfect moment which will never happen again."

DJ AM HELPS ADDICTS WHO HAVE "GONE TOO FAR"

Addicts will be able to releate to DJ AM in the new show currently titled "Gone Too Far". Formly an addict himself, DJ AM who is widely known for dating Nicole Richie and DJing at clubs all across the world, will help teens through interventions who are addicted to drugs. DJ AM knows all to well the meaning of having a second chance at life, recently having been in a plane crash where he was severly injured. Now it's his chance to give those in need a second shot. I hope all these intervention type of shows persuade people to lay off the crack!

WHAT A RANDOM BUNCH!

I should of known when I heard news of Rod Blagojevich joining the cast of "I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here" the rest of the circus animals were only sure to be on their way. Get ready for this...you ready? Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, notoriously known as being the most hated reality television couple and from the show "The Hills", are joining the cast.

To only make matters worse "American Idol" contestant Sanjaya Malakar is also set to appear on the show-It's like the gift that keeps on giving. NBC seems to be solid in their casting description...casting those whom people- Love to Hate.

FANTASIA SCORES OWN REALITY SHOW

VH1 will develop a reality show based on Fantasia's life scheduled to air early 2010.  Womp, womp, womp...same ol' concept, different person.  

MTV PUTS THE "REAL" IN "REALITY"

Yes this show may jump scenes and be a little difficult to follow at times but it's real and that alone will bring viewers in to catch what these four college students have to say.   "College Life" offers viewers what they have been asking for-unscripted reality television.  

The partying, relationships, drama, failing classes and everything else that comes with being in college is all filmed by four college students who have been given camcorders to record their lives.  The only problem is, if they do something they don't want the whole world to see, can't they just rewind and re-record over that part.   Brings me back to my crazy college days! Thank god no one has any recordings of that!

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THE CUTEST SMALLEST PUPPY EVER

I WANT ONE! 

THE COUGAR ROBS THE CRADLE!

There was something very perverted about watching the premiere of "Cougar" last night. The Cougar is in her 40's and most of the guys they picked to be on the show are in their early to mid 20's. She gets the chance to pick one person, based off her first impressions, to keep safe from elimination and she picks a 21 year old. She already has four children, I guess one more won't hurt? The only thing this guy probably knows is how to make a beer bong....A little disturbing to say the least!

MORE EMBARRASSMENT IN STORE FOR BLAGOJEVICH

I guess if you can't be a governor... become a reality television star!  Shady ass, former impeached Illinois governor, Rod Blagojevich is set to star in NBC's upcoming show "I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here".   It's a Survivor type of show where the celebrities will try to raise as much money as they can for their favorite charity.

The judge on the case has to first clear this, since the show will shoot in Costa Rica, and he has strict provisions under traveling.  

Has he not embarrassed himself enough...Maybe he thinks being in the public eye will prove he is innocent...slim chance Gov.!

WILL FERRELL GOES INTO THE WILD

To promote his latest movie "Land of the Lost", Will Ferrell will appear on Discovery Channels "Man Vs. Wild" which will air in early June.  It is being said that Will drinks his own urine! YUK! This should be funny!

COUGAR PREMIERES TONIGHT ON TVLAND

Every older woman's fantasy is about to come true in the new reality show "Cougars". From the creators of "The Bachelor" a number of young men will compete for a chance with an older woman...with four kids. Move over Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore cause the new-older woman, younger man-hot couple is on it's way!

There is only one reason an older woman would date a younger man and we all know what I'm talking about! Uggh get your minds out the gutter! For his youthfulness of course... :-O

HAPPY HUMP DAY

LOVE THIS BOOK

Richard Jenkins has signed to star opposite Julia Roberts in the upcoming film for Columbia pictures...looking forward to the release!

FROM REALITY TO THE BIG SCREEN

Check out Audrina Patridge from "The Hills" acting in a new horror flick to be released in theaters October 2, 2009. Wow, I was expecting her to start off in some really bad dvd before she made it to the big screen...hmm makes me wonder, who is she dating these days?

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OH DEAR!

I can see this coming from a mile away...the train wreck that is.  Daisy from "Rock of Love" has a new reality show..."Daisy of Love"-Wow-clever name-Guess it doesn't take much these days.  Check out the cast...at your own will

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What a striking resemblance! 

SUSAN PROVES YOU SHOULDN'T JUDGE A BOOK BY IT'S COVER

Holy shit-who would of thought... 47 year old woman Susan Boyle stuns all on Britain's Got Talent.

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She's gonna need a make over!

SPIKE'S "PIRATE HUNTERS" ARE READY TO GO

This couldn’t of come at a better time for Spike.  They will be shooting a pilot titled “Pirate Hunters: USN” which is a docu series that will examine the U.S. Navy’s antipiracy operations in the Gulf of Aden coincidentally the same region where Phillips was recently captured from after he was held hostage for five days.   There will be cameras on the USS boxer and the USS San Antonio.   The USS boxer was one of the warships that was present during the Phillips ordeal. 

This is huge, it’s going to be nuts!