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"BASKETBALL WIVES" LANDS A SPOT ON VH1

Curious minds wonder, VH1 delivers. VH1 will be airing "Basketball Wives" March 15th. The show will include the wives and girlfriends of players Shaquille O'Neal, Eric Williams, Antoine Walker, Jermaine O'Neal and Udonis Haslem. Shaq's wife Shaunie,"the conspiracy", will also receive executive producer credits.

These woman will reveal the hardships of their relationships and demonstrate how shopping can solve almost any problem.

The way I see it, there are going to be 4 different types of people who will tune in to view the hopeful train wreck:

1) Groupie Alert, they've "smashed" these so called "spoken for" men and now, it's time to let it all out- "girl, that bi**ch Shaunie ain't nothing-I saw Shaq last night and he gave me a quarter of the Kobe special-I should be on this reality show."

2) Up and coming gold diggers. Free seminars don't come around often.

3) The chronic ADD channel flipper who discovers a program that catches their attention...for 5 minutes.

4) And lastly, the reality whores-who me? The better the train wreck, the more worthy it is of my time.

Whomever you are, enjoy the show!

HOARDERS IS A MESS OF A DISEASE

There is nothing like watching a show that reminds you how normal you are.

We all have the tendency to keep things rather than throw them away, just in case....we make up excuses, wait for trends to return, or just become lazy bums that don't feel like spending hours going through our precious junk. Hoarders are an extreme case of this.

Had a chance to check out A&E's reality show "Hoarders." Disposophobia is a mess of a disease. It's like how a homeless man is with his shopping cart, times a billion. Hoarders are individuals who fail to dispose of their...nasty shit, by that I mean their useless belongings, not exactly sure what they do with their doo doo. In episode one, Augustine didn't have a working toilet so maybe she held some sort of attachment to hers.

In the end, very brave individuals form a cleaning crew and help toss the shit and belongings away. Then, off to help the next Hoarder with his/her shit hole.

Airs Monday's at 10/9c on A&E.

IT'S THE WORLD AGAINST HEIDI AND SPENCER

Most people say, if you don't have anything intelligent to say, don't say anything at all. So Spencer, pullleaase shut the f**k up already!  

Heidi and Spencer appear on the Late Show with Conan O'Brien to promote their insightful book "How to be a Moron." In case you can't grab yourself a copy, the clips below are just the guide you need to make that next step to moron-ness.  

Spencer wants to be the President.  His reasoning...check it out for yourself! 

Can't get enough, want more....Take a look at The Insider interview.  This is more of a screaming match than an interview.  Their bad publicity saga continues to grow their pockets fatter and fatter....

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A MUST READ...

This book is a must read...BUT only if you are willing to sacrifice a few or so brain cells and be ready to transform into the biggest loser...and I'm not talking about winning that fat people reality show either.

Heidi and Spencer release a book titled "How to be Famous"-the ultimate guide to becoming the least liked person and the biggest douche in Hollywood.   As a bonus, get this, included is a a step by step lesson from Heidi on how to make it in the music business and not even know how to sing.  There's pictures too! 

Now tell me that all is not worth the $13.59 purchase price on Amazon.  

This is how the book is being advertised. No joke....

You will: 

• Learn how to say I hate you without opening your mouth--Heidi's exclusive tutorial
• Increase your capacity for evil with Spencer's "Villain-o-meter"
• Discovery why getting and talking about plastic surgery is a must
• Unlock the secrets of celebrity couple math (e.g. Speidi > Heidi + Spencer)
• Mesmerize the media with outrageous behavior
• Bow down to the power of the paparazzi

OMAROSA SEARCHES FOR LOVE

Calling all freaks who love psycho girls, no this isn't the I love New York casting...It's "The Apprentice's" crazy drama queen, Omarosa, who will be searching for her new bitch (love interest) on "Omarosa's Ultimate Merger" from a selection of 12 unstable men.  

Donald Trump is not only offering his Las Vegas hotel, Trump Intl. Hotel and Tower, as the shoot location but he will also be offering his two sense on camera AND will be partnering up with Juma Entertainment to produce the show for TV One.  

All I'm wondering is, when is she finally going to take that damn wig off and reveal to the world that she/he is a gay man? 

THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO HMMMMMMMM

It's an interesting morning when you go to work and get this-

I think they may be trying to tell us something...

And it's an interesting night when a friend reveals her new tattoo, that's been cleverly placed for all to see, on her wrist-

Damn it, just one push to far and see what happens. Sorry girl!

HILARIOUS REALITY SHOW PARODIES

Late Night with Jimmy Falon parody of Real Housewives: 

Regis & Kelly Parody of one of my favorite shows-The Rachel Zoe Project: Kelly does a great job impersonating Rachel Zoe and her assistant Taylor.

Regis & Kelly Parody of Survivor: 

RAY J WANTS MORE REALITY

Ok, it's my little dirty secret but once upon a time, I used to think Ray J had a little tiny itty bit of sex appeal, THEN I watched "For the Love of Ray J" and his douchness quickly "smashed" over the sexiness and NOW, well...he's just a corn ball, like almost every other guy in L.A.

Ok so, back on topic-Ray J seems to be taking his love for reality television down another venture and is currently working with the "serial reality train wreck spin off" production company, 51 Minds Entertainment to develop a series focused on his fam bam.

Oh geesh, I don't know that I really care enough about his family to watch, besides, isn't Brandy like soooo 7 years ago?

KIM ZOLCIAK WANTS TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING

It's obvious Kim Zolciak from Real Housewives of Atlanta knew exactly what she was getting into when she decided NOT to wear any panties underneath her dress.  And we all thought she was trying to sell wigs.  Well done Kim, you have successfully made it to the "shit we wish we would of never seen" list.

BIG BROTHER=$500,000=PRISON TIME

Big Brother 9 winner Adam Jasinski took his $500,000 prize winnings from the show and started a flourishing business of selling oxycodone pills.  Adam made a clever business decision on Oct. 8 to fly to Boston to sell 2,000 pills and was instead picked up by his dear friend Mr. DEA-game over Adam. 

He is now facing 20 years in prison and a 1 million dollar fine, which means I am now out a dealer...fug <-----that was a joke btw.  

It amazes me how dumb people can be these days-If you are going to take the risk of doing something illegal-at least be smart about it-Is that too much to ask?

ALIENS APPEAR ON EARTH

I am just waiting for the press release that reads: "Balloon boy and family get own reality show."

So this is the thing- the parents of the balloon boy and their children are aliens disguised as humans, who have come to earth from another planet and their one duty from their master alien is to make the world aware of who they are by appearing on television-Wife Swap was just the start for the aliens. Look at the boy-he completely gives them away. Makes a little more sense now, huh?

They may have to flee off to where they came from soon-maybe in that fancy balloon of theirs, word is, criminal charges will likely be filed. Wonder if they get charged the same way as humans do?

IT'S SOOO HAAARD TO SAY GOOD-BYE

As hard as it is for Kate to realize she married a douche!  

The show "Jon & Kate Plus 8" is FINALLY going dark in November-hopefully forever. So just another month of grueling footage of the oh sooo sooo sad saga of Jon and Kate.  

I don't even know where to begin with Jon, after watching Nancy Grace rip him 3 new ones as he looked at her with is pathetic puppy dog eyes and stu stu stuttered his way through, you could only think...maybe he has learned to do us all a favor and keep his stealing ass off of television...drugs are baaaaaad! Now....off to court.  

THE DOG KILLER GETS A SHOW

Now I know how much all you animal lovers would love to see Michael Vick attached to a ball and chain but these days- every bad deed doesn't go unrewarded.  Just learned that Michael Vick will be starring in his own reality show on BET.  He wants people to see the real him, and to forget his alter ego-the guy who was running the dogfighting ring.  The real him loves animals. Not convinced? Maybe he will do a better job convincing you when the series hits air sometime next year. Woof woof.  

"The series spotlights his controversial comeback with the Philadelphia Eagles while also examining his tumultuous past — including his troubled childhood and his 2007 arrest for running a dogfighting ring,” according to the L.A. Times. 

ISN'T IT IRONIC

How creepy is it going to be to watch DJ AM on the MTV reality show "Gone Too Far".  With the consent of DJ AM's fam bam, MTV will air eight episodes of the show starting Oct 12th at 10pm. 

So his loss has probably touched hundreds to thousands of people but how happy is MTV right now-the viewer ratings on the show has easily doubled, if not tripled-nothing gets in the way of show business....except of course, your a creepy weirdo on a dating reality show that kills his girlfriend than commits suicide...there's an exception to everything.

 

IT'S TIME TO RELAX..AHHHHHHH

This is where I am at...Be back Tuesday! 

BEHIND THE SCENES-VMA TRIBUTE PERFORMANCE TO MICHAEL JACKSON

Sometimes I have to veer off the reality front, don't worry, it doesn't happen often, to post other types of television related events. Came across this video and thought you would enjoy taking a look at the behind the scenes of Janet Jackson and some of the most talented dancers prepare for the VMA tribute to Michael Jackson.

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CUTE OR NOT?

I don't know what my problem is but I don't like seeing these two individuals together....Or maybe it's just seeing Khloe with a guy period that is the weird part.  Dunno, either way, she's going to get cheated on...again! 

P.S.-The hair is not doing a damn thing to help.

RAY ROMANO BRUSHES UP ON HIS GOLF SKILLS

He's funny, talented and rich....the next obvious thing to work on will be his golfing skills on "The Haney Project". Coach Hank Haney will die laughing as he teaches Ray better techniques to get the little white ball across the fresh green grass.

KATHY GRIFFIN AS KATE GOSSELIN

It's not fair that Kate Gosselin gets all the attention...even D-listers need some love.  Better late than never...

BYE BYE PAULA ABDUL, HELLO ELLEN DEGENERES?

Ellen will be joining American Idol as the fourth judge, oddly enough.  I love Ellen, just never thought the show was a fit for her....Much luck to her.

ELLEN: “Hopefully, I’m the people’s point of view, because I’m just like you. I sit at home and I watch it and I don’t have that technical [eye]. … I’m not looking at it in a critical way from the producer’s mind. I’m looking at it as a person who is going to buy the music and is going to relate to that person. So I’m hopefully going to be that voice of what we’re all doing at home.”

DIET SECRETS?

hmmm something tells me there has been some alterations made to these pics. 

LIVING AS A YOUNG FEMALE AMERICAN MUSLIM

A world with restrictions and guidelines....This is my world.  A documentary coming soon.

THE CITY TRAILER

Whitney and her annoying valley girl voice are back for a season 2 of 'The City"

Peep the trailer:

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MORE TEEN PREGNANCIES ON MTV

MTV will be airing a spinoff of "16 and Pregnant" titled "Teen Mom".  The show will follow 4 poster girls for "why you should use protection when doing the deed".  We will follow them through their ups and downs, mainly downs and gain a frightening view of a teenage mother's life.   Hey look on the bright side, at least they can party together.

Minus the excessive lying, cheating and stealing....I was a good kid.

JON GOSSELIN "I TOOK ABUSE FROM KATE"

If only, he still had Kate around to make all his decisions for him...he wouldn't be such a mess!

CHECK OUT HIS INTERVIEW ON ABC NEWS

REAL LESBIANS ON SHOWTIME

Showtime's scripted Drama "The L Word" is spinning off to introduce a new reality show titled "The Real L Word: Los Angeles".  You guessed it, there is going to be some serious girl on girl action... for REAL! Once the series is over they will be airing "The Real G Word" then "The Real B Word" then "The Real DL Word".  Stay tuned for the spinoff after spinoff -it wouldn't be reality television, if it wasn't so.  

SINGING EXCITES STEVE

You just can't help but to feel sorry for someone like this...Steve auditioned on X Factor and his "downstairs friend" gave more of a show then his singing.  Check it out:

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JOE FRANCIS IS ON DRUGS!

As if we already didn't know, last night's event really proved it.  Apparently, Jayde Nicole, Brody Jenner's girlfriend, witnessed Joe Francis hitting on a friend of hers, at the club they were celebrating Brody's birthday and felt the need to go over and throw her drink on Francis. Francis then punched Jayde in the face, pulled her hair then started kicking her like she was being initiated into a gang or something.  WTF! Where was the rest of 'The Hills" gang?

Then his punk ass was seen running away.  He was even smart enough to take his shirt off, so the cops couldn't identify him.

CLICK HERE FOR MORE DETAILS AND to see Jayde talk about the experience. 

KATHERINE MCPHEE RESURFACES AS A BLONDE

Check out exclusive footage of behind the scenes at her music video shoot.  

PAULA RETURNS TO HOST VH1'S DIVAS

Train wrecks are ALWAYS a hot commodity.  Paul Abdul already struck her first deal, since her long run on American Idol, as a host of VH1's Divas which is due to air Sept 17 @ 9pm.  She announced on twitter: Hi guys! im really excited 2 announce ill b hosting this year's "Vh1 Divas"!The show will be live on Sept 17th @ 9 pm EST.

 VH1 announcement:

A superstar diva in her own right with sales of over 50 million records and six number one hits, multiple Emmy and Grammy awards winner Paula Abdul is set to host the “VH1 Divas” live concert event. 

Joining the star-studded list of “Divas” performers is one of America’s favorite pop idols – the platinum selling artist, Jordin Sparks.  Previously announced “Divas” include Adele, Kelly Clarkson, Leona Lewis and Miley Cyrus.  The “VH1 Divas” concert will be televised live on VH1 on Thursday, September 17 at 9:00pm.

ONE BAD APPLE SPOILS THE BUNCH

Holy Shit! This story is straight out of a movie.  Ryan Jenkins, who was a suspected murderer in the killing of Jasmine Fiore's, has committed suicide.  He appeared in "Megan Wants a Millionaire" and was apparently also the winner of "I Love Money".  VH1 will now remove Megan Wants a Millionaire from air and they will not release I love Money which was due to air in Jan.  I tell you one thing, he left a lot of pissed off people behind.  What is even more frightening, is he appeared to actually be one of the more "normal" guys on the show and not a creep weirdo who was screwed up in the head! 

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MTV:"It brings some closure to what's going on," Fiore's mother, Lisa Lepore, told the"Today" show on Monday. Saying she had mixed feelings about Jenkins' death, Lepore took some comfort in knowing that her ex-son-in-law, who was considered armed and dangerous and was the subject of a six-day cross-border manhunt, is "no longer a threat." Despite his death, she said, "We still have a long process of closure," adding that she was disappointed that his suicide ended the possibility that he would be tried for his alleged crimes.

27 YEAR OLD TEACHER, DANYL JOHNSON, IMPRESSES SIMON COWELL

You've gotta be REALLY good to impress the rough critic, Simon Cowell but you must be freakin' AMAZING for him to say "Danyl, that was single-handedly the best first audition I’ve ever heard."  Check out Danyl Johnson's audition on the UK's X Factor.

Danyl's Live Audition

JACKSON BRO'S SHOOT REALITY SHOW

Despite the recent loss of Michael Jackson to corrupt doctors, the Jackson brothers are moving full force ahead with the A&E reality show which was apparently supposed to feature a reunion with Michael Jackson.  Now, the show will focus around the death of Michael.  Nothing like watching a bunch of koo koo's on TV.  

MEGAN WANTS A MURDERER?

And when you thought this show couldn't get any creepier... A contestant from "Megan Wants A Millionaire"- finalist, Ryan Alexander Jenkins, is being questioned for the murder of his ex-lover and model-Jasmine Fiore who was found strangled to death and stuffed in a suitcase. Uh hello, he was on the show, obviously he's a little sick in the head!  VH1 has reportedly pulled the show off the air and their website.

UPDATE: TMZ is now reporting that according to Hauserman, Jenkins went to Las Vegas right after being booted from "Megan Wants a Millionaire" when it was taped earlier this year, met Fiore at a strip club and married her two days later. Fiore's mother, Lisa Lapore, tells the Los Angeles Times, that the couple was not married, but merely dating.

WEAVE BE GONE

Tyra Banks has vowed to go weaveless for the next season of America's Next Top Model.  It's about time she put her foot down and said-YES, I am bald America, so what!

THERE IS A TIME AND PLACE FOR EVERYTHING

Kourtney coincidentally released the news of her pregnacy right before the premiere of her and Khloe's new reality show " Kourtney and Khloe take Miami" and averaged 2.7 million viewers. Guess they proved they could do it without Kim after all.

  

THIS IS JAZMIN'S HOUSE

House of Jazmin revolves around 20 year old, Jazmin Whitley, her family and her friend Morgan, who by the way, was on a previous MTV show "True Life I have OCD" and who was also in a hosting class I took some years ago-Ah the joy of having friends in higher places- finally made her dreams come true. Jazmin is a fashion designer for her own line Li Cari-You go girl-and the show will capture her as she takes care of business on and off the clock. Although, I must say-I can already tell her valley girl voice and Paris Hilton expressions are going to possibly be poison for the show. 

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MR. REALITY STRIKES AGAIN

P.Diddy and Mark Burnett team up to make a look-a-like version of American Idol, titled P.Diddy's StarMaker.  14 contestants will battle it out to become the next (temporary) superstar and will receive a deal with Bad Boy.  Ain't it time for Diddy to take a long vacation-Along with this show, his other reality show "Making His Band" is currently airing and if you ask me that is a little too much on screen airtime anyone should want to see of his cocky ass!  90 min premiere airs Aug 16th at 10p.

IS IT A BIRD, A FLY, J-LO?...JUST KIM KARDASHIAN

I'll let you be the judge of these hideous pics.

KATE CONTINUES TO HOLD ON TO WHATEVER FAME SHE HAS LEFT

You would think by the set up of this interview on the Today show, Kate Gosselin had something more important to talk about then her-who really gives a beep-relationship with bozo and stupid rumors!

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KIMORA AND AMISTAD W/ NEW BABY KENZO MAGAZINE PIX

The first thing I think of when I see them together is-WOW, he must be a hell of a man to deal with her annoying ass day in and day out...forever!  Congrats on the new addition!