100 THINGS TO DO BEFORE I DIE LIST

Four guys with one purpose....To knock off one by one their "100 things to do before I die list" while also making an entertaining reality show on MTV titled "Buried Life".  Not only will they jump out of planes, help give birth to a pregnant woman and attempt to slober down Megan Fox but they will also be adhering to MTV's new trend of partially meaningful reality television and help others fulfill their own dreams.  Apparently these dudes started putting a documentary together in 2006 and were paying for their travels through private donations and corporate sponsorship.  

Check out the LIST-

#53 on the list-Start a TV show-CHECK! 

My #1 on my to do list:

1) To have their life! 

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THE END HAS ARRIVED

Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian have officially parted ways...Reggie was tired of people asking him if Kim still has that annoying moan as she did in the sex tape with Ray J...As I was told, swear! 

Kim tries to explain the break up:Not being able to be together caused the breakup, not cheating. He has his football and I have more seasons of my show to develop. He wasn’t cheating with Vanessa Manillo.”

MOMMY SPELLING AND TORI SPELLING FEUD SAGA

Candy Spelling, mother of Tori Spelling, expresses disgust for Tori Spelling's attempt to get her on the finale of "Tori & Dean" for a reunion-aka ratings booster.  Tori invited Candy to her daughter, Stella's, first on camera birthday party as they shot the finale of the reality show.

Candy's reply: "Hell no, you Hollywood bitch!" Indirectly of course...

Candy shares a few of her own words:

Addressed to "MIDDLE-AGED REALITY SHOW STARS (LIKE MY DAUGHTER)," the letter reads: "A big party wasn't how I envisioned meeting my granddaughter for the first time; but, hey, this is Hollywood, and my grandchildren have become reality show props, too.

"At the time I emailed 'yes,' I didn't realize I was being set up for a two-[part episode], even though it was clear I was being invited to be part of a segment for my daughter's reality show," she writes. "I decided my first meeting with my granddaughter should be on home video, not primetime cable; so I e-mailed that I would not be attending."

"My husband taught me that the plots have to be fresh and updated. The same old whining gets tired after a while," Candy writes. "Enough complaining about what may or may not have happened during first grade or YMCA camp, or what vegetable you were forced to endure, especially when you are privileged enough to be on TV and get paid for it... Life isn't just a show. Make your own season finale without creating conflicts you will regret later."

KATE GOSSELIN'S HAIRCUT IS A HIT!

DENISE REVERTS TO HER RAUNCHINESS TO GET RATINGS

Denise Richards will do just about anything these days for a little bit of attention.  She reenacts the Lesbian scene from "Wild Things" on her reality show-'It's Complicated".  Yes that role apparently made her one of the hottest actresses in Hollywood but now we all know she is crazy and there is nothing worse than a beautiful crazy woman with kids. 

THE TERRELL OWENS REALITY SHOW

I was up the other night, couldn’t fall asleep for the life of me! I took some sort of substance before my workout, in the stores they sell it as an energy drink that gives you strength in the gym, was wide alert at 3am dancing and singing, feeling a little too good-pssh energy drink my butt.

Anyhow, as I was flipping channels, strung out on my "energy drink", I came across the TO (Terrell Owens) Reality Show which premiered Monday on VH1. Now I don’t know much about football but after checking out TO’s body on the show BADOOOW, I am ready to learn! Gotta say-I loved the show! It focuses on three main characters-TO (and his love for women-heard rumors he was gay tho-hmmmm, cover up?) and two of his-I can’t get a man who will deal with me, so I am going to flip it and make it look like it’s not my fault, woman power type- Publicists. They are haters and annoying but they definitely add to the show.

Moving to L.A. L.A. Land, being released from the Dallas Cowboys then getting picked up by Buffalo, the free for all real estate agent- aka #1 hook up and TO reuniting with his ex-fiancé he cheated on in the past, were all just some of the attention grabbing scenes that were in episode 1… and still more to come! Me likey!

2 for 1 deal! You rent a beautiful house...and you also get the real estate agent.

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THE MATCHMAKER FINDS HER MAN THROUGH A MATCHMAKER

Patti Stranger from "Millionaire Matchmaker" met her now finance, real estate executive, Andy Friedman through another matchmaker.  She has a complete database of wealthy pathetic men, why would she need to go any further than her office-I don't know.  Anyhow it took the poor man five years to propose-bet he still doesn't realize what he got himself into! 

"I feel like it should have happened years ago, so I'm kind of shocked," she tells Us.

"I want to elope, and he wants a big wedding," she tellsUs. "I'm like, 'Let's go to Vegas!'"

ARE YOU BLACK OR WHITE?

While most of us are rushing to the tanning salons to get that nice tan for summer, reality show veteran, Lil Kim, is following her big brother MJ down a dark, lonely road.  Why oh Why?

MARIAH CAREY ON AMERICA'S GOT TALENT

Mariah Carey will be joining her boo soon on America's Got Talent.  Nick Carey aka Nick Cannon began this seasons of America's Got Talent as a host.  Mariah will be performing on the show...aww ain't that cute-thanks to Nick because otherwise, she would not of touched that show with a ten foot pole.

Tivo Reminder for Mariah Carey fans:the international superstar will perform her new single, "Obsessed", on the first "America's Got Talent" results show Wednesday, August 5 (9-10 p.m. ET

THE (NEW) GIRLS NEXT DOOR

For Hugh Hefner-good things come in three. Since the lease expired on his last three girlfriends, Hefner decided to trade them in for new, fresh, blonde gold diggers. Now that it's settled-it's time for a new season of The Girls Next Door. Twins share everything, including their human bank...joining the cast will be Hef's new gals.....twin sisters Karissa and Kristina and Crystal Harris. I am hoping this will not be like watching Saved by the Bell with the new cast-just not the same without the original cast members, you feel me? Anyhow, if it has to do with Hef, there is always sure to be some interesting things going on.

REALITY TELEVISION TAKES OVER THE EMMYS

Check out the reality tv nominees:


Outstanding Host for a Reality or Reality Competition Program: Dancing with the Stars’ Tom Bergeron, Project Runway’s Heidi Klum, The Amazing Race’s Phil Keoghan, Top Chef’s Padma Lakshmi and Tom Colicchio, Survivor’s Jeff Probst, and American Idol’s Ryan Seacrest.

Outstanding Reality Competition Program: American Idol, Dancing with the Stars, Project Runway, The Amazing Race, and Top Chef.

Outstanding Reality Program: Antiques Roadshow, Dirty Jobs, Dog Whisperer, Intervention, Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List, and MythBusters.

Outstanding Nonfiction Series: Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations, Deadliest Catch and This American Life.

Outstanding Cinematography For Nonfiction Programming: Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations, Deadliest Catch, Expedition: Africa, Whale Wars, and This American Life.

Outstanding Cinematography For Reality Programming: Intervention, Survivor Gabon, The Amazing Race, and Top Chef 5.

Outstanding Directing For Nonfiction Programming: Project Runway 5, The Amazing Race 14, Top Chef 5, and This American Life.

Outstanding Picture Editing For Nonfiction Programming: 102 Minutes That Changed America, Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations, Deadliest Catch, and This American Life.

Outstanding Picture Editing For Reality Programming: Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, Project Runway 5, The Celebrity Apprentice 2, The Amazing Race 14, and Top Chef

Outstanding Sound Editing For Nonfiction Programming (single or multi-camera) : 102 Minutes That Changed America and The Amazing Race 14.

Outstanding Sound Mixing For Nonfiction Programming (single or multi-camera) : 102 Minutes That Changed America, The Amazing Race 14, American Idol 8, Deadliest Catch, and Survivor Tocantins.

Outstanding Choreography: So You Think You Can Dance (four nominations, for Tabitha and Napoleon’s “Bleeding Love,” Mia Michaels “Mercy,” Tyce Diorio’s “Adam and Eve,” and Dmitry Chaplin’s “A Los Amigos”), and Dancing with the Stars.

Outstanding Directing For A Variety, Music Or Comedy Series: American Idol 8

Outstanding Sound Mixing For A Variety Or Music Series Or Special: American Idol 8 and Dancing with the Stars 8.

Outstanding Technical Direction, Camerawork, Video Control For A Series : American Idol 8 and Dancing with the Stars 8.

Outstanding Hairstyling For A Multi-Camera Series Or Special: Dancing with the Stars 7

Outstanding Music Direction: Dancing with the Stars 7

The 61st Primetime Emmy Awards

BAD GIRLS, BAD GIRLS, WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU

TLC will be Premiering "Police Women of Broward County", a docu-reality series that will follow four police women, hopefully they are not the stereotypical butch type, as they patrol the streets and off duty when they are with their families.  

ED HARDY GIVES JON GOSSELIN A GIG

Word on the streets is that Jon Gosselin is teaming up with Ed Hardy to come up with a line of children's clothing. I don't know why everyone out there is hating on him...ok it's kind of weird or whatever but at least he is finally growing some balls and standing on his own two feet like a real man and with his reality show coming tumbling down the guy has to support himself and kids in some way.

When we first met Jon he was wearing tired out clothes, looking all dorky and as the years went on and the show grew more pathetic he began decking himself out in Ed Hardy's subtly loud clothes, attempting to follow the "cool people trend", whatever works for you Jon.

DON'T TOUCH MY MAN TRICK!

I don't understand! I was available to be the lead girl for his new music video "Trouble", why didn't Ginuwine call me? :-(  I've only been your number 1 fan forever now! Not joking people, used to be obsessed with him....I see the feelings aren't mutual.

He did, although, get a hold of Cocktail from "From the Love of Ray J" to appear in his video-check out the shots-gag me!

DAMN, DAMN, DAMN!

Why can't my name be Ryan Seacrest!?!??!? Mr. big shot just linked a 3 year deal with American Idol for $45 million dollars. Oh Oh here comes the infamous line : Aren't there starving people in the world-besides Ryan of course. No seriously, that is just ridiculous money, it's not like he is shooting fire out his armpit...I mean I wouldn't be complaining if it was me but still! Can I get at least get a diamond ring Ryan?

WHEN IN DOUBT, BLAME THE EDITING

One of this season's bachelorettes contestants, Wes Hayden, feels the shows editors distorted his reality and made it appear as if he had a girlfriend on the side.  As we all know by now editing can be , uh somewhat manipulative.  Did you really think the Producers were going to hold off telling a good story that is going to produce great ratings because your feelings may get hurt, not in Hollywood baby!  People, people-that is the risk you take when you sign up for a reality show!

"They're cleaver man.  They really are, I have to give it to them," Wes told KHFI-FM's "Bobby Bones Show" radio program during an interview with the Austin, TX station on Tuesday. 

"I kind of feel like all gloves are off right now... I don't care -- the contract that I signed to go on that show was very, very thick.  They said 'Hey, we can use your likeness as we see fit, that helps the needs of the show, okay.'  And there's like clauses, like mental distress, and using you in ways that is untrue to your character, and this is that.  Basically when you sign up for a show like this you pretty much relinquish every right that you have.  And I can understand them taking me and basing their ratings around me -- because they did it for eight shows, and they never let up from the day I set out of the limo [on the premiere episode]." 

"They want me on the reunion show but I am scared to death to go on there and open my mouth and I told them that," Wes said.  "I said 'Look, if I trusted y'all I would go on the show.'  But there's no telling what they're going to make me out to sound like.  If the show was live -- like we're sitting around right here -- and it was live to tape [I'd go]." 

TODDLERS AND TIARAS

The second season of the very frightening show "Toddlers and Tiaras" is set to begin July 22 at 10pm.  This show follows obsessed moms and dads as they enter their little ones into the disturbing world of child beauty pageants.  This reminds me of watching a horror flick, you want to peek to see what is happening but your too frightened to withstand it.

PAUL ABDUL QUESTIONS RETURNING TO IDOL

Paula Abdul has been presented the offer to remain an American Idol judge for however long the show lasts...that's what, nearly a lifetime?

"I've been invited to stay the duration of the show, however long it lasts," said Abdul but it is all subject to details of the new contract...so bascially she wants a ridiculous amount of money to keep up with all her therapists and doctor bills.  

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REALITY GURU'S DIDDY AND ASHTON KUTCHER THROW 4TH OF JULY WHITE PARTY

Only the best party ever! The address on the invite lead us to a parking structure where we were told to park our car and take a shuttle to the actual party location...OH shit -I knew it was going to be a nightmare coming back...but who gives a left toe, I'm going to Diddy's party! Dress code was strictly enforced, if you were not wearing white-you were not getting in! The shuttle took us up Coldwater Canyon, about a 10 min ride, through a gated entrance, to a big beautiful mansion. First person I noticed when I exited the shuttle was Khloe Kardashian.  Located in the front was the red carpet, or white carpet....Yea, I'm a nobody so I swung right past it but made sure to pull out my camera in enough time to take a flick.

I must be in heaven...my eyes went 500 million directions as I soaked up the ambiance. It was beautiful! Straight to the open buffet where I had a hot dog, shrimp, salmon, salad, greens, mac n cheese and chicken...all while trying not to be the girl that spilt food on her white outfit. Seconds came later.

Then I found the gold mine! A room dedicated to me...and a million other woman who found out you can go shopping for FREE! I scored some jewelry, clothes, a bluetooth, blackberry phone and sandals that make love to my feet...I at this point was the happiest girl alive.

Speaking of feet, someone pointed out to me how crusty Tara Reid's feet were and I mean crusty! Seriously I was in disbelief! Poor girl! She definitely needed more than just a little scrubbing! How much more proof do you need, drugs are bad people!!

Had to grab a pic of Rev Run...Love his show "Run's House"!

Yup, I was the girl that was zooming in on stars and taking pics without them even knowing. Chris Brown pictured below.

Then I decided, what the hell...I'll be the annoying girl that wants to take pics with celebrities.

Mel B and her hubby-the nicest celebrities I've ever met!

Diggy (Run's House) smile for the camera

Tila Tequilla getting her groove on. She was behind me waiting in line for the bathroom, I heard her ask a question, then I looked down and realized she was talking to lil ol' me...she asked me if I knew why her blackberry was trippen, shoot girl I don't know, probably cause it's on berry over load from twittering every 1.5 seconds...then she said she wanted to get home soon so she could get ready for the after party...which is not the party I made it to-why even try and go to another party after this one-it won't compare!

Then of course, Diddy's side piece, Cassie with her half head of hair. I felt kind of weird taking pics of celebrities from a distance, but I got over it fairly quickly.

Diddy, Diddy, Diddy....

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore came walking in around 7pm looking like the power couple they are...Ashton was twittering all night providing his followers with links to view the party that was streaming live. 

He is now a Laker right...yea that's right, I'm up to par with my bball facts...that's him right?

Tom Green in da house!

Demi Moore looking gorgeous!

Towards the end of the night, on the rotating dance floor, taking pics as I circled around...have you ever been on a rotating dance floor? So much fun!!

I hated to leave but something made my stomach weasy-either the Ciroc or the dance floor. Just as I suspected, shuttle's going back reminded me of being at an amusement park during closing hour and trying to hop on the tram back to your car times 10. We came up with plan b...instead of waiting an hour for a ride we walked about 1/2 a mile down the street and intercepted the shuttle before it got to the swarm of people in front of the house...then on the ride back, people continued to party on what turned into the party shuttle! Best 4th of July ever!!!

D.C. HATERS COMPLAIN ABOUT REAL WORLD CAST

The D.C. Real World cast just recently moved into their temporary pimped out pad on Thursday and there is already tons of publicity and crazy cyber haters twittering and blogging about the cast. Many D.C.'ers are ready to boot them out of their city by yelling out "Go Home" and even one weirdo started a blog: "The Anti-Real World DC" ...although what he doesn't know is his secret obession is no secret to the world. Check out shots from 2 cast members being filmed as they enter the house for the first time-the madness is just getting started!