ALIENS APPEAR ON EARTH

I am just waiting for the press release that reads: "Balloon boy and family get own reality show."

So this is the thing- the parents of the balloon boy and their children are aliens disguised as humans, who have come to earth from another planet and their one duty from their master alien is to make the world aware of who they are by appearing on television-Wife Swap was just the start for the aliens. Look at the boy-he completely gives them away. Makes a little more sense now, huh?

They may have to flee off to where they came from soon-maybe in that fancy balloon of theirs, word is, criminal charges will likely be filed. Wonder if they get charged the same way as humans do?

IT'S SOOO HAAARD TO SAY GOOD-BYE

As hard as it is for Kate to realize she married a douche!  

The show "Jon & Kate Plus 8" is FINALLY going dark in November-hopefully forever. So just another month of grueling footage of the oh sooo sooo sad saga of Jon and Kate.  

I don't even know where to begin with Jon, after watching Nancy Grace rip him 3 new ones as he looked at her with is pathetic puppy dog eyes and stu stu stuttered his way through, you could only think...maybe he has learned to do us all a favor and keep his stealing ass off of television...drugs are baaaaaad! Now....off to court.  

THE DOG KILLER GETS A SHOW

Now I know how much all you animal lovers would love to see Michael Vick attached to a ball and chain but these days- every bad deed doesn't go unrewarded.  Just learned that Michael Vick will be starring in his own reality show on BET.  He wants people to see the real him, and to forget his alter ego-the guy who was running the dogfighting ring.  The real him loves animals. Not convinced? Maybe he will do a better job convincing you when the series hits air sometime next year. Woof woof.  

"The series spotlights his controversial comeback with the Philadelphia Eagles while also examining his tumultuous past — including his troubled childhood and his 2007 arrest for running a dogfighting ring,” according to the L.A. Times. 

ISN'T IT IRONIC

How creepy is it going to be to watch DJ AM on the MTV reality show "Gone Too Far".  With the consent of DJ AM's fam bam, MTV will air eight episodes of the show starting Oct 12th at 10pm. 

So his loss has probably touched hundreds to thousands of people but how happy is MTV right now-the viewer ratings on the show has easily doubled, if not tripled-nothing gets in the way of show business....except of course, your a creepy weirdo on a dating reality show that kills his girlfriend than commits suicide...there's an exception to everything.

 

IT'S TIME TO RELAX..AHHHHHHH

This is where I am at...Be back Tuesday! 

BEHIND THE SCENES-VMA TRIBUTE PERFORMANCE TO MICHAEL JACKSON

Sometimes I have to veer off the reality front, don't worry, it doesn't happen often, to post other types of television related events. Came across this video and thought you would enjoy taking a look at the behind the scenes of Janet Jackson and some of the most talented dancers prepare for the VMA tribute to Michael Jackson.

MTV Shows

CUTE OR NOT?

I don't know what my problem is but I don't like seeing these two individuals together....Or maybe it's just seeing Khloe with a guy period that is the weird part.  Dunno, either way, she's going to get cheated on...again! 

P.S.-The hair is not doing a damn thing to help.

RAY ROMANO BRUSHES UP ON HIS GOLF SKILLS

He's funny, talented and rich....the next obvious thing to work on will be his golfing skills on "The Haney Project". Coach Hank Haney will die laughing as he teaches Ray better techniques to get the little white ball across the fresh green grass.

KATHY GRIFFIN AS KATE GOSSELIN

It's not fair that Kate Gosselin gets all the attention...even D-listers need some love.  Better late than never...

BYE BYE PAULA ABDUL, HELLO ELLEN DEGENERES?

Ellen will be joining American Idol as the fourth judge, oddly enough.  I love Ellen, just never thought the show was a fit for her....Much luck to her.

ELLEN: “Hopefully, I’m the people’s point of view, because I’m just like you. I sit at home and I watch it and I don’t have that technical [eye]. … I’m not looking at it in a critical way from the producer’s mind. I’m looking at it as a person who is going to buy the music and is going to relate to that person. So I’m hopefully going to be that voice of what we’re all doing at home.”

DIET SECRETS?

hmmm something tells me there has been some alterations made to these pics. 

LIVING AS A YOUNG FEMALE AMERICAN MUSLIM

A world with restrictions and guidelines....This is my world.  A documentary coming soon.

THE CITY TRAILER

Whitney and her annoying valley girl voice are back for a season 2 of 'The City"

Peep the trailer:

MTV Shows

MORE TEEN PREGNANCIES ON MTV

MTV will be airing a spinoff of "16 and Pregnant" titled "Teen Mom".  The show will follow 4 poster girls for "why you should use protection when doing the deed".  We will follow them through their ups and downs, mainly downs and gain a frightening view of a teenage mother's life.   Hey look on the bright side, at least they can party together.

Minus the excessive lying, cheating and stealing....I was a good kid.

JON GOSSELIN "I TOOK ABUSE FROM KATE"

If only, he still had Kate around to make all his decisions for him...he wouldn't be such a mess!

CHECK OUT HIS INTERVIEW ON ABC NEWS

REAL LESBIANS ON SHOWTIME

Showtime's scripted Drama "The L Word" is spinning off to introduce a new reality show titled "The Real L Word: Los Angeles".  You guessed it, there is going to be some serious girl on girl action... for REAL! Once the series is over they will be airing "The Real G Word" then "The Real B Word" then "The Real DL Word".  Stay tuned for the spinoff after spinoff -it wouldn't be reality television, if it wasn't so.