Friday, November 13, 2009

A MUST READ...


This book is a must read...BUT only if you are willing to sacrifice a few or so brain cells and be ready to transform into the biggest loser...and I'm not talking about winning that fat people reality show either.

Heidi and Spencer release a book titled "How to be Famous"-the ultimate guide to becoming the least liked person and the biggest douche in Hollywood.   As a bonus, get this, included is a a step by step lesson from Heidi on how to make it in the music business and not even know how to sing.  There's pictures too! 



Now tell me that all is not worth the $13.59 purchase price on Amazon.  

This is how the book is being advertised. No joke....

You will: 
  • Learn how to say I hate you without opening your mouth--Heidi's exclusive tutorial
  • Increase your capacity for evil with Spencer's "Villain-o-meter"
  • Discovery why getting and talking about plastic surgery is a must
  • Unlock the secrets of celebrity couple math (e.g. Speidi > Heidi + Spencer)
  • Mesmerize the media with outrageous behavior
  • Bow down to the power of the paparazzi

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