FAREWELL, GOODBYE, I THINK I'M GONNA CRY

Ok not quite....Paul Abdul officially announced she is leaving American Idol...are you telling me someone else is going to pay her more money to do almost nothing -Either that or she is just stuck on stupid.

"With sadness in my heart, I've decided not to return to [American Idol]," Abdul wrote in a series of late Tuesday night postings on her Twitter account. 

"I'll miss nurturing all the new talent,  but most of all being a part of a show that I helped from [Day 1] become an international phenomenon," she continued. 

"What I want to say most, is how much I appreciate the undying support and enormous love that you have showered upon me.  It truly has been breathtaking, especially over the past month.  I do without any doubt have the BEST fans in the entire world and I love you all." 

REALITY SHOW FAKERS

I find this very entertaining!! E! will air a series titled "Reality Hell" which will appear to, an onlooker, as a reality show but in fact will be composed of actors pretending to shoot a reality show...then when they think the joke can't go on any longer, someone pops out and yells "You've been PUNKED"! Well at least everything, minus the punked part.  Sundays at 10:30 on E!

REALITY TV SAVES CAREERS

"Stars" these days seem to be clinging on to reality television as tight as they can, with hopes, they can save their career.  Lisa Raye will be joining the cast and will be starring in her own reality show which will focus on getting her shit together...sound familiar?

WHO WANTS TO SEE KEVIN FEDERLINE'S JELLY BELLY ON TV?

There is a 50/50 chance this may happen. Kevin is currently filming a Pilot in Vegas of a reality show he hopes will be picked up by a very, very desperate network. This guy is so lucky he had kids with Brittany Spears...I'm afraid, if not, there would be someone doing a documentary on him titled "The Rise and Even Quicker Fall-True Story of Kevin Federline". What's even sadder is, this guy could be so cute-if only-he had some sense.

Us Weekly: "The show will reportedly center around Federline's life as a full-time dad. (He has two sons -- Jayden James, 2, and Sean Preston, 4 -- with Spears, and he has two children with ex-girlfriend Shar Jackson.)"

100 THINGS TO DO BEFORE I DIE LIST

Four guys with one purpose....To knock off one by one their "100 things to do before I die list" while also making an entertaining reality show on MTV titled "Buried Life".  Not only will they jump out of planes, help give birth to a pregnant woman and attempt to slober down Megan Fox but they will also be adhering to MTV's new trend of partially meaningful reality television and help others fulfill their own dreams.  Apparently these dudes started putting a documentary together in 2006 and were paying for their travels through private donations and corporate sponsorship.  

Check out the LIST-

#53 on the list-Start a TV show-CHECK! 

My #1 on my to do list:

1) To have their life! 

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THE END HAS ARRIVED

Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian have officially parted ways...Reggie was tired of people asking him if Kim still has that annoying moan as she did in the sex tape with Ray J...As I was told, swear! 

Kim tries to explain the break up:Not being able to be together caused the breakup, not cheating. He has his football and I have more seasons of my show to develop. He wasn’t cheating with Vanessa Manillo.”

MOMMY SPELLING AND TORI SPELLING FEUD SAGA

Candy Spelling, mother of Tori Spelling, expresses disgust for Tori Spelling's attempt to get her on the finale of "Tori & Dean" for a reunion-aka ratings booster.  Tori invited Candy to her daughter, Stella's, first on camera birthday party as they shot the finale of the reality show.

Candy's reply: "Hell no, you Hollywood bitch!" Indirectly of course...

Candy shares a few of her own words:

Addressed to "MIDDLE-AGED REALITY SHOW STARS (LIKE MY DAUGHTER)," the letter reads: "A big party wasn't how I envisioned meeting my granddaughter for the first time; but, hey, this is Hollywood, and my grandchildren have become reality show props, too.

"At the time I emailed 'yes,' I didn't realize I was being set up for a two-[part episode], even though it was clear I was being invited to be part of a segment for my daughter's reality show," she writes. "I decided my first meeting with my granddaughter should be on home video, not primetime cable; so I e-mailed that I would not be attending."

"My husband taught me that the plots have to be fresh and updated. The same old whining gets tired after a while," Candy writes. "Enough complaining about what may or may not have happened during first grade or YMCA camp, or what vegetable you were forced to endure, especially when you are privileged enough to be on TV and get paid for it... Life isn't just a show. Make your own season finale without creating conflicts you will regret later."

KATE GOSSELIN'S HAIRCUT IS A HIT!

DENISE REVERTS TO HER RAUNCHINESS TO GET RATINGS

Denise Richards will do just about anything these days for a little bit of attention.  She reenacts the Lesbian scene from "Wild Things" on her reality show-'It's Complicated".  Yes that role apparently made her one of the hottest actresses in Hollywood but now we all know she is crazy and there is nothing worse than a beautiful crazy woman with kids. 

THE TERRELL OWENS REALITY SHOW

I was up the other night, couldn’t fall asleep for the life of me! I took some sort of substance before my workout, in the stores they sell it as an energy drink that gives you strength in the gym, was wide alert at 3am dancing and singing, feeling a little too good-pssh energy drink my butt.

Anyhow, as I was flipping channels, strung out on my "energy drink", I came across the TO (Terrell Owens) Reality Show which premiered Monday on VH1. Now I don’t know much about football but after checking out TO’s body on the show BADOOOW, I am ready to learn! Gotta say-I loved the show! It focuses on three main characters-TO (and his love for women-heard rumors he was gay tho-hmmmm, cover up?) and two of his-I can’t get a man who will deal with me, so I am going to flip it and make it look like it’s not my fault, woman power type- Publicists. They are haters and annoying but they definitely add to the show.

Moving to L.A. L.A. Land, being released from the Dallas Cowboys then getting picked up by Buffalo, the free for all real estate agent- aka #1 hook up and TO reuniting with his ex-fiancé he cheated on in the past, were all just some of the attention grabbing scenes that were in episode 1… and still more to come! Me likey!

2 for 1 deal! You rent a beautiful house...and you also get the real estate agent.

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THE MATCHMAKER FINDS HER MAN THROUGH A MATCHMAKER

Patti Stranger from "Millionaire Matchmaker" met her now finance, real estate executive, Andy Friedman through another matchmaker.  She has a complete database of wealthy pathetic men, why would she need to go any further than her office-I don't know.  Anyhow it took the poor man five years to propose-bet he still doesn't realize what he got himself into! 

"I feel like it should have happened years ago, so I'm kind of shocked," she tells Us.

"I want to elope, and he wants a big wedding," she tellsUs. "I'm like, 'Let's go to Vegas!'"

ARE YOU BLACK OR WHITE?

While most of us are rushing to the tanning salons to get that nice tan for summer, reality show veteran, Lil Kim, is following her big brother MJ down a dark, lonely road.  Why oh Why?

MARIAH CAREY ON AMERICA'S GOT TALENT

Mariah Carey will be joining her boo soon on America's Got Talent.  Nick Carey aka Nick Cannon began this seasons of America's Got Talent as a host.  Mariah will be performing on the show...aww ain't that cute-thanks to Nick because otherwise, she would not of touched that show with a ten foot pole.

Tivo Reminder for Mariah Carey fans:the international superstar will perform her new single, "Obsessed", on the first "America's Got Talent" results show Wednesday, August 5 (9-10 p.m. ET

THE (NEW) GIRLS NEXT DOOR

For Hugh Hefner-good things come in three. Since the lease expired on his last three girlfriends, Hefner decided to trade them in for new, fresh, blonde gold diggers. Now that it's settled-it's time for a new season of The Girls Next Door. Twins share everything, including their human bank...joining the cast will be Hef's new gals.....twin sisters Karissa and Kristina and Crystal Harris. I am hoping this will not be like watching Saved by the Bell with the new cast-just not the same without the original cast members, you feel me? Anyhow, if it has to do with Hef, there is always sure to be some interesting things going on.

REALITY TELEVISION TAKES OVER THE EMMYS

Check out the reality tv nominees:


Outstanding Host for a Reality or Reality Competition Program: Dancing with the Stars’ Tom Bergeron, Project Runway’s Heidi Klum, The Amazing Race’s Phil Keoghan, Top Chef’s Padma Lakshmi and Tom Colicchio, Survivor’s Jeff Probst, and American Idol’s Ryan Seacrest.

Outstanding Reality Competition Program: American Idol, Dancing with the Stars, Project Runway, The Amazing Race, and Top Chef.

Outstanding Reality Program: Antiques Roadshow, Dirty Jobs, Dog Whisperer, Intervention, Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List, and MythBusters.

Outstanding Nonfiction Series: Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations, Deadliest Catch and This American Life.

Outstanding Cinematography For Nonfiction Programming: Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations, Deadliest Catch, Expedition: Africa, Whale Wars, and This American Life.

Outstanding Cinematography For Reality Programming: Intervention, Survivor Gabon, The Amazing Race, and Top Chef 5.

Outstanding Directing For Nonfiction Programming: Project Runway 5, The Amazing Race 14, Top Chef 5, and This American Life.

Outstanding Picture Editing For Nonfiction Programming: 102 Minutes That Changed America, Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations, Deadliest Catch, and This American Life.

Outstanding Picture Editing For Reality Programming: Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, Project Runway 5, The Celebrity Apprentice 2, The Amazing Race 14, and Top Chef

Outstanding Sound Editing For Nonfiction Programming (single or multi-camera) : 102 Minutes That Changed America and The Amazing Race 14.

Outstanding Sound Mixing For Nonfiction Programming (single or multi-camera) : 102 Minutes That Changed America, The Amazing Race 14, American Idol 8, Deadliest Catch, and Survivor Tocantins.

Outstanding Choreography: So You Think You Can Dance (four nominations, for Tabitha and Napoleon’s “Bleeding Love,” Mia Michaels “Mercy,” Tyce Diorio’s “Adam and Eve,” and Dmitry Chaplin’s “A Los Amigos”), and Dancing with the Stars.

Outstanding Directing For A Variety, Music Or Comedy Series: American Idol 8

Outstanding Sound Mixing For A Variety Or Music Series Or Special: American Idol 8 and Dancing with the Stars 8.

Outstanding Technical Direction, Camerawork, Video Control For A Series : American Idol 8 and Dancing with the Stars 8.

Outstanding Hairstyling For A Multi-Camera Series Or Special: Dancing with the Stars 7

Outstanding Music Direction: Dancing with the Stars 7

The 61st Primetime Emmy Awards

BAD GIRLS, BAD GIRLS, WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU

TLC will be Premiering "Police Women of Broward County", a docu-reality series that will follow four police women, hopefully they are not the stereotypical butch type, as they patrol the streets and off duty when they are with their families.