IT'S THE WORLD AGAINST HEIDI AND SPENCER

Most people say, if you don't have anything intelligent to say, don't say anything at all. So Spencer, pullleaase shut the f**k up already!  

Heidi and Spencer appear on the Late Show with Conan O'Brien to promote their insightful book "How to be a Moron." In case you can't grab yourself a copy, the clips below are just the guide you need to make that next step to moron-ness.  

Spencer wants to be the President.  His reasoning...check it out for yourself! 

Can't get enough, want more....Take a look at The Insider interview.  This is more of a screaming match than an interview.  Their bad publicity saga continues to grow their pockets fatter and fatter....

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A MUST READ...

This book is a must read...BUT only if you are willing to sacrifice a few or so brain cells and be ready to transform into the biggest loser...and I'm not talking about winning that fat people reality show either.

Heidi and Spencer release a book titled "How to be Famous"-the ultimate guide to becoming the least liked person and the biggest douche in Hollywood.   As a bonus, get this, included is a a step by step lesson from Heidi on how to make it in the music business and not even know how to sing.  There's pictures too! 

Now tell me that all is not worth the $13.59 purchase price on Amazon.  

This is how the book is being advertised. No joke....

You will: 

• Learn how to say I hate you without opening your mouth--Heidi's exclusive tutorial
• Increase your capacity for evil with Spencer's "Villain-o-meter"
• Discovery why getting and talking about plastic surgery is a must
• Unlock the secrets of celebrity couple math (e.g. Speidi > Heidi + Spencer)
• Mesmerize the media with outrageous behavior
• Bow down to the power of the paparazzi

OMAROSA SEARCHES FOR LOVE

Calling all freaks who love psycho girls, no this isn't the I love New York casting...It's "The Apprentice's" crazy drama queen, Omarosa, who will be searching for her new bitch (love interest) on "Omarosa's Ultimate Merger" from a selection of 12 unstable men.  

Donald Trump is not only offering his Las Vegas hotel, Trump Intl. Hotel and Tower, as the shoot location but he will also be offering his two sense on camera AND will be partnering up with Juma Entertainment to produce the show for TV One.  

All I'm wondering is, when is she finally going to take that damn wig off and reveal to the world that she/he is a gay man? 

THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO HMMMMMMMM

It's an interesting morning when you go to work and get this-

I think they may be trying to tell us something...

And it's an interesting night when a friend reveals her new tattoo, that's been cleverly placed for all to see, on her wrist-

Damn it, just one push to far and see what happens. Sorry girl!

HILARIOUS REALITY SHOW PARODIES

Late Night with Jimmy Falon parody of Real Housewives: 

Regis & Kelly Parody of one of my favorite shows-The Rachel Zoe Project: Kelly does a great job impersonating Rachel Zoe and her assistant Taylor.

Regis & Kelly Parody of Survivor: 

RAY J WANTS MORE REALITY

Ok, it's my little dirty secret but once upon a time, I used to think Ray J had a little tiny itty bit of sex appeal, THEN I watched "For the Love of Ray J" and his douchness quickly "smashed" over the sexiness and NOW, well...he's just a corn ball, like almost every other guy in L.A.

Ok so, back on topic-Ray J seems to be taking his love for reality television down another venture and is currently working with the "serial reality train wreck spin off" production company, 51 Minds Entertainment to develop a series focused on his fam bam.

Oh geesh, I don't know that I really care enough about his family to watch, besides, isn't Brandy like soooo 7 years ago?

KIM ZOLCIAK WANTS TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING

It's obvious Kim Zolciak from Real Housewives of Atlanta knew exactly what she was getting into when she decided NOT to wear any panties underneath her dress.  And we all thought she was trying to sell wigs.  Well done Kim, you have successfully made it to the "shit we wish we would of never seen" list.

BIG BROTHER=$500,000=PRISON TIME

Big Brother 9 winner Adam Jasinski took his $500,000 prize winnings from the show and started a flourishing business of selling oxycodone pills.  Adam made a clever business decision on Oct. 8 to fly to Boston to sell 2,000 pills and was instead picked up by his dear friend Mr. DEA-game over Adam. 

He is now facing 20 years in prison and a 1 million dollar fine, which means I am now out a dealer...fug <-----that was a joke btw.  

It amazes me how dumb people can be these days-If you are going to take the risk of doing something illegal-at least be smart about it-Is that too much to ask?

ALIENS APPEAR ON EARTH

I am just waiting for the press release that reads: "Balloon boy and family get own reality show."

So this is the thing- the parents of the balloon boy and their children are aliens disguised as humans, who have come to earth from another planet and their one duty from their master alien is to make the world aware of who they are by appearing on television-Wife Swap was just the start for the aliens. Look at the boy-he completely gives them away. Makes a little more sense now, huh?

They may have to flee off to where they came from soon-maybe in that fancy balloon of theirs, word is, criminal charges will likely be filed. Wonder if they get charged the same way as humans do?

IT'S SOOO HAAARD TO SAY GOOD-BYE

As hard as it is for Kate to realize she married a douche!  

The show "Jon & Kate Plus 8" is FINALLY going dark in November-hopefully forever. So just another month of grueling footage of the oh sooo sooo sad saga of Jon and Kate.  

I don't even know where to begin with Jon, after watching Nancy Grace rip him 3 new ones as he looked at her with is pathetic puppy dog eyes and stu stu stuttered his way through, you could only think...maybe he has learned to do us all a favor and keep his stealing ass off of television...drugs are baaaaaad! Now....off to court.  

THE DOG KILLER GETS A SHOW

Now I know how much all you animal lovers would love to see Michael Vick attached to a ball and chain but these days- every bad deed doesn't go unrewarded.  Just learned that Michael Vick will be starring in his own reality show on BET.  He wants people to see the real him, and to forget his alter ego-the guy who was running the dogfighting ring.  The real him loves animals. Not convinced? Maybe he will do a better job convincing you when the series hits air sometime next year. Woof woof.  

"The series spotlights his controversial comeback with the Philadelphia Eagles while also examining his tumultuous past — including his troubled childhood and his 2007 arrest for running a dogfighting ring,” according to the L.A. Times. 

ISN'T IT IRONIC

How creepy is it going to be to watch DJ AM on the MTV reality show "Gone Too Far".  With the consent of DJ AM's fam bam, MTV will air eight episodes of the show starting Oct 12th at 10pm. 

So his loss has probably touched hundreds to thousands of people but how happy is MTV right now-the viewer ratings on the show has easily doubled, if not tripled-nothing gets in the way of show business....except of course, your a creepy weirdo on a dating reality show that kills his girlfriend than commits suicide...there's an exception to everything.

 

IT'S TIME TO RELAX..AHHHHHHH

This is where I am at...Be back Tuesday! 

BEHIND THE SCENES-VMA TRIBUTE PERFORMANCE TO MICHAEL JACKSON

Sometimes I have to veer off the reality front, don't worry, it doesn't happen often, to post other types of television related events. Came across this video and thought you would enjoy taking a look at the behind the scenes of Janet Jackson and some of the most talented dancers prepare for the VMA tribute to Michael Jackson.

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CUTE OR NOT?

I don't know what my problem is but I don't like seeing these two individuals together....Or maybe it's just seeing Khloe with a guy period that is the weird part.  Dunno, either way, she's going to get cheated on...again! 

P.S.-The hair is not doing a damn thing to help.

RAY ROMANO BRUSHES UP ON HIS GOLF SKILLS

He's funny, talented and rich....the next obvious thing to work on will be his golfing skills on "The Haney Project". Coach Hank Haney will die laughing as he teaches Ray better techniques to get the little white ball across the fresh green grass.