THE INEVITABLE HAPPENS!

Octomom gets her own reality show.  The show will focus on her raising her kids and searching for love.  Wonder who the lucky guy will be? Isn't she the same person who said she wouldn't be on a reality show because she didn't want to exploit her kids! Money Talks!

REALITY Y'S!?!?!?!

Why is it the people who hate on reality shows are the ones who end up watching them? You know who you are!

 

Why do people pretend they hate reality shows but if they were offered their own show, they would do it at a drop of a dime? 

Why do people think because you watch reality shows-you are stupid? 

Why do we love watching train wreck shows?

 

Why do people who watch scripted television think they are better than you because you watch unscripted television?

 

Why do all the dumb asses from reality shows get a spinoff of their own reality show? 

Why do people laugh when I tell them I have a reality show based blog site?

Why can’t people accept reality television for what it is-mindless entertainment! 

WHY WHY WHY!?!?!?

WHY DIDN'T THEY EVER HAVE THEIR OWN REALITY SHOW?

Everyone else seems to be snorting and doing cocaine on TV... so that can't be an excuse.  

TAYLOR FROM "TOUGH LOVE"

Our favorite gold digger shares a word:

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HILLS SEASON PREMIERE TONIGHT

To sum it up...Heidi and Lauren pretend to make friends, Spencer proves to be more of a jackass then we think and Lauren discovers another back stabbing friend...Tune in for your Hills fix tonight at 10pm on MTV.

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YOU'RE FIRED!

Khloe Kardashian was on the Ryan Seacrest radio show today talking about her dismissal from "Celebrity Apprentice".  Donald Trump kicked Kloe off when he found out she had a DUI.  What Donald may not know is that you almost have to have a DUI these days to even be considered a celebrity-where has he been?

Trump also said during his lecture to Khloe, "I hate people who drive under the influence." Khloe says she feels Trump was attacking her for no reason (in regards to her work ethic)....and although she doesn't expect everyone to forgive her and get over it, Khloe says "Don't bring me on your show and attack me for something that has nothing to do with the show or work...I did my job, I did what you asked me to do, my DUI had no relevance to the Celebrity Apprentice."

Will SHE TAKE IT OFF?

Will ex-fiance and "Dancing with the Stars" Melissa Rycroft pose nude in Playboy? Hugh Hefner has offered her $500,000 big ones to do so. I think there is no doubt she will do it! She has some time to think about it since, under contract, she will not be able to until three months after Dancing with the Stars ends. It's only time until she is added to the the list of girls who have been suckered in by Hef.

BYE BYE SANDRA!

WOHOOO!! Obviously 19 year old Sandra isn't as great as she thinks, Tyra booted her ass off the show making her the fifth contestant to go home on "America's Next Top Model" -- good riddens! I am all about having confidence in yourself but if you have to continously remind everyone how secure and confident you are--something is definetly wrong--Sandra's act was getting a little played out!

Her final words on the show:

"I'm pissed off, I'm mad, I'm... ugh," Sandra said following her elimination. "I do not deserve to go home. I'm the best out of all the other girls so they're crazy to send me home because I have so much potential, so much personality and I look like a model. I'm not going to stop, I'm no gonna stop modeling. It's something that will always be with me forever."

  Are they related??

TROUBLE IN PARADISE?

Boys boys boys...now you really have to stop fighting like little girls! The boys of Day 26 are not getting along, or should I say Que is not getting along with Day 26.  On last nights episode of "Making the Band" Que and Brian were not acting like the "brothers" they claim to be.  And poor Robert sobbed after the fight-Robert I know your upset but your on national television brother-get it together!

Check it out:

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Also check out their new video "Imma Put it on Her" :

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PICTURE OF THE DAY

"I GET THAT A LOT"

The show aired on CBS on April fools day and received strong numbers.  

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Do you ever get mistaken for someone else?

I always get mistaken for Princess Jasmine-although Jasmine is much more beautiful-that whore!  

See the resemblance???

BAD GIRLS BACK FOR A FOURTH SEASON

Major Train Wreck=Great Ratings=Successful Show=Season Renewal.  Oxygen green lights a fourth season of "The Bad Girls Club".

Warning: This show is intended for viewers over the age of 21. Trust me!

Jon & Kate Plus 8 will also be renewed for a fifth season! Wohooo...

IN MEMORY OF STEVE WOZNIAK ON DANCING WITH THE STARS

IT'S GOTTA BE A SIN TO DANCE THAT BAD!

Lucky for him he's filthy rich!


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HAPPY APRIL FOOLS

Play an office prank on someone at work: Muhahaha....

Weakling
Steal all the victim’s pens and replace them with pens that have the caps glued on.

Kidnapped
Take an item from the victim’s office (something they use a lot such as a special coffee cup, stapler, pencil cup, etc.). Take a picture of the item and leave it on the victim’s desk (in the same spot where the item was located), along with a “ransom” note.

While You Were Out
Leave a phone message for the victim that says that a “Mr. Lyon” called (or Mr. Behr also works), and wants to be called back. Then list the phone number of the local zoo.

Can You Hear Me Now?
Place a piece of clear tape over the microphone part of the phone. Laugh as your victim struggles to talk to their callers.

ENJOY!!

THE AVERAGE BACHELOR

A huge part of the reason why many enjoy watching the show "The Bachelor" is because the bachelor on the show is always great eye candy. FOX television is about to switch things up with a more "real" type of a bachelor titled "More to Love". The show will focus on average looking people who are overweight and looking for love. Say hello to the new bachelor:  

Ok Ok bad joke....I think

YOU GOTTA DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO....

TO GET BY THESE DAYS!!