Monday, April 13, 2009

AND THE WINNER IS...


This seasons love interest for Brett Michaels on "Rock of Love Bus" is Taya Parker

I'm expecting this one to last...at least 2 weeks.

Friday, April 10, 2009

SAY IT AIN'T SO!


And one and two….Kim Kardashian is scheduled to release a workout video pretending like she works out.  Pssshhhh….She can’t fool me! I saw the episode on “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” where she went and got her cellulite sucked out of your body…yuuk!  We all have seen or heard about her first workout video with R&B singer Ray J-now you know that is the only type of sweating she’s ever done.  

More importantly-Kim talks about her clothes in the video:

The first day was my ultra glam day! The shoot is very stylized and fashion forward. I didn't want to wear typical workout cloths.  It was a grueling 12-hour workout day, but I made it through!  In the second DVD I wear American Apparel leggings with a Herve Leger top and a hot pink lacy bra underneath. In the third DVD I wore a vintage jumpsuit! I loved this look! It was fierce! I also wore knee-high Puma sneakers that were insane! Each day was an extremely different look and very stylish for a fitness shoot! Fashion-forward fitness!!! I can't wait for you guys to see this!

MATCHMAKER: "SHE NEEDS A MAN IN HIS 50'S"



Patti Stranger from "Millionaire Matchmaker" -Love that show-wants to hook Jennifer Aniston up with one of her losers in her database.  We knew Patti was crazy but really-does it look like Jennifer needs help finding a man?!?

All I gotta say is, if you are a millionaire and still need help finding a woman and you turn to Patti for that help, something's gotta be wrong!!

"I would give her one of my clients who is a businessman on the Forbes list -- one of the big people like at Time Warner, someone who's high up on the food chain," Stanger told FOXNews.com's Pop Tarts column.

"She needs chemistry, and sometimes that older guy who's in his 50's, he's refined, and maybe been divorced, is going to be the guy."

Thursday, April 9, 2009

MODELS ACTING

Clay Aiken makes a surprise guest appearance on America's Next Top Model- Wipee, just who I was hoping for.  The girls actually look surprised when he walks out...They act out scenes with him during their acting class.  

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FOX TELEVISION IS GIVING DESPERATE EMPLOYEES THE POWER!


Fox Television has come up with an interesting concept for a reality show.  Staying current in our time of crisis, Fox will be taking small businesses that have to cut down due to the financial crisis and turn them into the basis of a reality show.  "Someone's Gotta Go" is a show where the employees get to decide who must be let go.  The employees will have access in knowing how much everyone earns and what’s in their human resources files.  Fox describes this show as Survivor meets The Office. 

 

I definitely know a few people from my old job who were over paid and didn’t do jack shit!  This show can be dangerous!  Talk about stirring the pot…this is like taking a bad situation and making it worse but definitely makes for good television.

 

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

THE INEVITABLE HAPPENS!


Octomom gets her own reality show.  The show will focus on her raising her kids and searching for love.  Wonder who the lucky guy will be? Isn't she the same person who said she wouldn't be on a reality show because she didn't want to exploit her kids! Money Talks!

REALITY Y'S!?!?!?!


Why is it the people who hate on reality shows are the ones who end up watching them? You know who you are!

 

Why do people pretend they hate reality shows but if they were offered their own show, they would do it at a drop of a dime? 

Why do people think because you watch reality shows-you are stupid? 

Why do we love watching train wreck shows?

 

Why do people who watch scripted television think they are better than you because you watch unscripted television?

 

Why do all the dumb asses from reality shows get a spinoff of their own reality show? 

Why do people laugh when I tell them I have a reality show based blog site?

Why can’t people accept reality television for what it is-mindless entertainment! 

WHY WHY WHY!?!?!?

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

WHY DIDN'T THEY EVER HAVE THEIR OWN REALITY SHOW?

Everyone else seems to be snorting and doing cocaine on TV... so that can't be an excuse.  

TAYLOR FROM "TOUGH LOVE"


Our favorite gold digger shares a word:

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Monday, April 6, 2009

HILLS SEASON PREMIERE TONIGHT

To sum it up...Heidi and Lauren pretend to make friends, Spencer proves to be more of a jackass then we think and Lauren discovers another back stabbing friend...Tune in for your Hills fix tonight at 10pm on MTV.



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YOU'RE FIRED!


Khloe Kardashian was on the Ryan Seacrest radio show today talking about her dismissal from "Celebrity Apprentice".  Donald Trump kicked Kloe off when he found out she had a DUI.  What Donald may not know is that you almost have to have a DUI these days to even be considered a celebrity-where has he been?

Trump also said during his lecture to Khloe, "I hate people who drive under the influence." Khloe says she feels Trump was attacking her for no reason (in regards to her work ethic)....and although she doesn't expect everyone to forgive her and get over it, Khloe says "Don't bring me on your show and attack me for something that has nothing to do with the show or work...I did my job, I did what you asked me to do, my DUI had no relevance to the Celebrity Apprentice."


Will SHE TAKE IT OFF?


Will ex-fiance and "Dancing with the Stars" Melissa Rycroft pose nude in Playboy? Hugh Hefner has offered her $500,000 big ones to do so. I think there is no doubt she will do it! She has some time to think about it since, under contract, she will not be able to until three months after Dancing with the Stars ends. It's only time until she is added to the the list of girls who have been suckered in by Hef.

BYE BYE SANDRA!



WOHOOO!! Obviously 19 year old Sandra isn't as great as she thinks, Tyra booted her ass off the show making her the fifth contestant to go home on "America's Next Top Model" -- good riddens! I am all about having confidence in yourself but if you have to continously remind everyone how secure and confident you are--something is definetly wrong--Sandra's act was getting a little played out!

Her final words on the show:
"I'm pissed off, I'm mad, I'm... ugh," Sandra said following her elimination. "I do not deserve to go home. I'm the best out of all the other girls so they're crazy to send me home because I have so much potential, so much personality and I look like a model. I'm not going to stop, I'm no gonna stop modeling. It's something that will always be with me forever."

  Are they related??

Friday, April 3, 2009

TROUBLE IN PARADISE?

Boys boys boys...now you really have to stop fighting like little girls! The boys of Day 26 are not getting along, or should I say Que is not getting along with Day 26.  On last nights episode of "Making the Band" Que and Brian were not acting like the "brothers" they claim to be.  And poor Robert sobbed after the fight-Robert I know your upset but your on national television brother-get it together!


Check it out:


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Also check out their new video "Imma Put it on Her" :

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PICTURE OF THE DAY

"I GET THAT A LOT"


The show aired on CBS on April fools day and received strong numbers.  


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Do you ever get mistaken for someone else?

I always get mistaken for Princess Jasmine-although Jasmine is much more beautiful-that whore!  



See the resemblance???