TOP HEADLINES NEWS FOR THE DAY: WED

**SOCAL EAGERLY AWAITS PRESIDENT OBAMA'S ARRIVAL

**ONE-LEGGED MAN FOUND DEAD IN VAN NUYS

**I REFUSE TO REPORT ON THE OCTOMOM! 

**MAN SAYS RADIO TOLD HIM TO KILL 6-YR OLD...Please get the crazy people off the streets!

**KANYE WEST FACES CHARGES FOR SCUFFLE...Trouble!

**KOBE BRYANT REPORTS FOR JURY DUTY...this is news, don't we all go to jury duty?

**NATASHA RICHARDSON DEAD AT 45 AFTER SUFFERING INJURIES IN A SKI ACCIDENT...soo sad!