TOP HEADLINE NEWS FOR THE DAY: MONDAY

**GIRL WOUNDED IN CROSSFIRE FROM POLICE SHOOTOUT

**EXPLOSION KILLS MARTHA STEWART'S DOG....AWWWW

**LOADED GUNS STOLEN FROM COP CAR

**OBAMA OVERTURNS BUSH'S STEM CELL BAN

**FUNERAL HELD FOR LAPD DEPUTY CHIEF

**OCTOMOM'S PUBLICIST CALLS HER NUTS! My main concern is WHY does she have a publicist!?!?